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What is with the black Santa Claus!?

  • justincredible
    ernest_t_bass wrote: Here, douchie McDouchers... let me change it for you, douches.

    What is with this Caucasian justincredible? I know he's Chinese... I just know it. Stop with the lies.
    If I were Chinese wouldn't my name be justincledible?
  • ernest_t_bass
    No, I do berieve it rould be justincredibre
  • justincredible
    ernest_t_bass wrote: No, I do berieve it rould be justincredibre
    That, too.
  • BigAppleBuckeye
    Despite Jesus' baller status in Rome, he was a Middle Eastern Jew, not an Italian! haha
  • berry
    With an ever increasing population, there was need for a Santa who could deliver a bit more and faster. And there is the larger stockings and being hung issues.
  • hasbeen
    justincredible wrote:
    pnhasbeen wrote: Santa is real!

    Or were you calling Jesus fictional? Lol
    Was this for me?

    Not calling Jesus fictional at all. Jesus is usually pictured as a white guy but he's from the Middle East. Odds of him being white? Zero.

    Also, Saint Nicholas is from Turkey.
    rocketalum wrote:
    justincredible wrote:
    pnhasbeen wrote: Santa is real!

    Or were you calling Jesus fictional? Lol
    Was this for me?

    Not calling Jesus fictional at all. Jesus is usually pictured as a white guy but he's from the Middle East. Odds of him being white? Zero.

    Also, Saint Nicholas is from Turkey.
    I think it was directed to me. If Santa is real then we're dealing with a criminal mastermind. The guy has been getting away with 3 billion B&E's a year for hundreds of years with not even so much as a confirmed sighting. Remarkable.
    I was just humouring myself. And I actually don't think Santa would be cited for anything. I would say he was welcome in the majority of homes.

    Btw I see Santa every year at the mall.....duh
    MANAZE wrote:
    ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:
    MANAZE wrote: Santa is white plain and simple.
    How can a fictional character be "white plain and simple".
    Santa Claus is white he is a fictional character. He was created. Maybe he had influence from other real people that might not have been white but our Santa Claus was created white. That would be like me making any famous fictional black character white. People would be affended by it but its ok when blacks do it to whites. It just makes no sense.

    And about Jesus I agree, if you read the bible when it describes him he is def. not white. Maybe italian but not white.
    who should we have play shaft? Cruise? Connery?
  • Gardens35
    As I passed the Black Santa at the mall I said "Merry Christmas Santa", he replied "Dine-O-Mite!". We slapped five down low and went our seperate ways.....
  • Tim Tebow
    rocketalum wrote:
    justincredible wrote:
    pnhasbeen wrote: Santa is real!

    Or were you calling Jesus fictional? Lol
    Was this for me?

    Not calling Jesus fictional at all. Jesus is usually pictured as a white guy but he's from the Middle East. Odds of him being white? Zero.

    Also, Saint Nicholas is from Turkey.
    I think it was directed to me. If Santa is real then we're dealing with a criminal mastermind. The guy has been getting away with 3 billion B&E's a year for hundreds of years with not even so much as a confirmed sighting. Remarkable.
    But, none are reported. Would you report a guy who breaks in and LEAVES you things. Although I am pretty sure he puts very, very weak to nearly dead batteries in my television remote before he leaves every year.
  • jmog
    justincredible wrote:

    Was this for me?

    Not calling Jesus fictional at all. Jesus is usually pictured as a white guy but he's from the Middle East. Odds of him being white? Zero.

    Also, Saint Nicholas is from Turkey.
    Slight correction, Jesus was Jewish, I don't know many Jews who have dark skin like their neighbors in the middle east.

    I'm not saying our modern pictorials of Jesus are correct, but I'm also saying that in reality, most Jews aren't as dark skinned as their neighbors.
  • justincredible
    jmog wrote: Slight correction, Jesus was Jewish, I don't know many Jews who have dark skin like their neighbors in the middle east.

    I'm not saying our modern pictorials of Jesus are correct, but I'm also saying that in reality, most Jews aren't as dark skinned as their neighbors.
    Gotcha.
  • 2quik4u
    People from the middle east are considered caucasian
  • justincredible
    2quik4u wrote: People from the middle east are considered caucasian
    Really? I wouldn't have guessed that.
  • 2quik4u
    justincredible wrote:
    2quik4u wrote: People from the middle east are considered caucasian
    Really? I wouldn't have guessed that.
    same with North Africa,and the horn of Africa
  • SQ_Crazies
    Who cares...would you shit a brick if they made Snoopy black too?
  • 2quik4u
    SQ_Crazies wrote: Who cares...would you shit a brick if they made Snoopy black too?
    Ok but if this thread was about Lebron you would be going wild over it
  • SQ_Crazies
    In this country Indians are consider caucasian but not white.
  • SQ_Crazies
    2quik4u wrote:
    SQ_Crazies wrote: Who cares...would you shit a brick if they made Snoopy black too?
    Ok but if this thread was about Lebron you would be going wild over it
    Huh?
  • justincredible
    Wait, is LeBron not black?
  • DeyDurkie5
    SQ_Crazies wrote:
    2quik4u wrote:
    SQ_Crazies wrote: Who cares...would you shit a brick if they made Snoopy black too?
    Ok but if this thread was about Lebron you would be going wild over it
    Huh?
    I mean he does have a point...
  • Society
    I love when threads take turns such as this.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Hitler was black, and he hated Jews. For shame.
  • Society
    DeyDurkie5 wrote:
    SQ_Crazies wrote:
    2quik4u wrote:
    SQ_Crazies wrote: Who cares...would you shit a brick if they made Snoopy black too?
    Ok but if this thread was about Lebron you would be going wild over it
    Huh?
    I mean he does have a point...
    He meant to say that LeBron is the black Santa.
  • Heretic
    Maybe he's saying SQ wouldn't like the white LeBron.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Why isn't Uncle Sam black? Are you trying to say that only white people can be successful, or that they are all Uncle Sam wants? For shame.
  • Heretic
    It's a simple formula:

    White Santa = Black LeBron = good.

    Black Santa = White LeBron = bad.

    At least that's where I think 2quik4u is going with this. I'm still as confused as I was after reading the first post on the thread, though.