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To Catch an (Amish) Predator

  • Little Danny
    Looks like the barn was not the only think that was raised by this guy.


    http://search.yahoo.com/r/_ylt=A0oG7iCCXAFOIiEAN1VXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTE1YW5oaGYyBHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMQRjb2xvA2FjMgR2dGlkA1ZJUDAyNl8xNDg-/SIG=13ifh5m72/EXP=1308733666/**http%3a//abcnews.go.com/US/indiana-amish-man-charged-sexting-12-year-driving/story%3fid=13894438
  • THE4RINGZ
    Not all that surprised by this. It probably happens more often than is reported.
  • Curly J
    I caught that headline too on WCPO. I read the headline out loud to someone in the office, then said "Yoder is going to be mad that they took his horse and buggy". Then I read the article and saw his last name is Yoder...and they did take the horse and buggy.
  • THE4RINGZ
    Did they keep his rig at the local impound lot? The fact he was arrested driving such a unit does raise some interesting logicistical questions.
  • coyotes22

    Link does not work. Dangit!
  • Curly J
    Here ya go Coyotes, so you are not left out on the LULZ --> http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/06/21/indiana.amish.sexting.arrest/index.html?hpt=ju_c2
  • coyotes22
    Curly J;809920 wrote:Here ya go Coyotes, so your not left out on the LULZ --> http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/06/21/indiana.amish.sexting.arrest/index.html?hpt=ju_c2

    I knew you were good for something!!! Thanks.
  • BR1986FB
    A lot of the Amish are pervs. When we owned a grocery store in the town I grew up in, the men would come in hiding behind the magazine rack checking out the latest issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine. Not that it's porn or anything but I think their religious beliefs prohibited it.

    Also heard of a story where the Amish woman had a complicated child delivery and had to be put in the hospital. She had given birth the day before and when the nurse walked into her room she (nurse) caught the husband trying to mount the wife a day after having a kid.
  • wes_mantooth
    THE4RINGZ;809414 wrote:Not all that surprised by this. It probably happens more often than is reported.

    Truth. Amish typically like to police themselves.
  • Thinthickbigred
    They got some funny ways ..I always thought they were okaydokay until I heard stories of there behvior and not sexual just crazy chit like my buddies dog was shot and he owns alot of land and he thinks or knows they shot his dog ...They poach his land ..... I have heard of them seeing a person in a good fishing spot on a lake and ride there boat right over to where you are at .. I have heard that when they fish they take everything even the smallest of fishes..They dont bave reguarly and smell bad..but they do make some good baked goods and outdoor furniture ...
  • enigmaax
    My cousin worked with an Amish dude who got busted along with his (Amish guy's) wife for having sex with an underage girl. How'd they know? Um, Amish guy videotaped it. I was confused...then as it turns out, he had already been excommunicated (is that the word?) for .... drumroll .... sexing up little girls. By Ender's philosophy, this means that all Amish are little girl sexers.
  • THE4RINGZ
    That Amish dude who killed his wife a couple of years near Maysville was on dating websites looking for new girls via his cell phone.
  • THE4RINGZ
    enigmaax;810530 wrote:My cousin worked with an Amish dude who got busted along with his (Amish guy's) wife for having sex with an underage girl. How'd they know? Um, Amish guy videotaped it. I was confused...then as it turns out, he had already been excommunicated (is that the word?) for .... drumroll .... sexing up little girls. By Ender's philosophy, this means that all Amish are little girl sexers.

    Shunned not excommunicated would be the proper term. Not busting your balls just answering your question.
  • enigmaax
    THE4RINGZ;810539 wrote:Shunned not excommunicated would be the proper term. Not busting your balls just answering your question.

    Ah, thanks.
  • THE4RINGZ
    Again, not busting your balls.
  • THE4RINGZ
  • Fab4Runner
    Thinthickbigred;810505 wrote:They got some funny ways ..I always thought they were okaydokay until I heard stories of there behvior and not sexual just crazy chit like my buddies dog was shot and he owns alot of land and he thinks or knows they shot his dog ...They poach his land ..... I have heard of them seeing a person in a good fishing spot on a lake and ride there boat right over to where you are at .. I have heard that when they fish they take everything even the smallest of fishes..They dont bave reguarly and smell bad..but they do make some good baked goods and outdoor furniture ...
    This made me lol.
  • enigmaax
    THE4RINGZ;810542 wrote:Again, not busting your balls.

    I know, that's why I said thanks. But the fact you keep mentioning balls reminds me of this:

    A couple Amish women were digging up some potatoes and one says to the other, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls."
    Other woman says, "Your husband's balls are that big?"
    "No, they're that dirty."

    da dum...ching