Drunken eBay Purchases

• THE4RINGZ

  

  Has anyone ever been all liquored up and bought something on eBay and been surprised when it arrives?
  
  One time last year, I bought a nice (I thought) golf shirt, and when it arrived I realized I had purchased a child's size not an adult size. No wonder the price was so low.
• Curly J

  

  I have never purchased anything on ebay. (probably the only one in the world who hasn't) The Wife had a tendency to drunken buy things off TV at times. You know those Time Life CDs that are on late at night. She hasn't done it in a while thank goodness.
• Tiger2003

  

  Curly J;806295 wrote:I have never purchased anything on ebay. (probably the only one in the world who hasn't)

  
  I'm with you so you're not the only one.
• Con_Alma

  Tiger2003;806325 wrote:I'm with you so you're not the only one.

  +1
• FairwoodKing

  I didn't have to be drunk to overextend myself on eBay. I finally got over the habit.
• j_crazy

  

  never ebay, but thanks to a drunken visit to an industrial safety store, i have lots of road flares. like 500 or so.
• Steel Valley Football

  I bought my my wife a giant dildo one drunk night. It didn't fit.
• oberhaus

  

  Steel Valley Football;806403 wrote:I bought my my wife a giant dildo one drunk night. It didn't fit.

  
  Why didnt you try it on her then if it didnt fit in you?
• DeyDurkie5

  

  Steel Valley Football;806403 wrote:I bought my my wife a giant dildo one drunk night. It didn't fit.

  
  hilarious jokester we got here
• oberhaus

  

  ccrunner609;806429 wrote:It must of been huge cause I fit in your ass and as you know, I am pretty stacked.

  FIFY
• O-Trap

  

  Night-vision goggles. $300. I was a senior in college.
  
  I was stoked!
• justincredible

  

  ccrunner609;806446 wrote:either way......I got mine

  
  lol
• Steel Valley Football

  No, you don't understand. It didn't fit thru our doorway! It was a GIANT dildo.
• O-Trap

  

  Steel Valley Football;806403 wrote:I bought my my wife a giant dildo one drunk night. It didn't fit.

  
  Someone out there is telling his friends, "Yeah, I sold my old coffee thermos to this drunk guy by telling him it was a dildo!"
• Steel Valley Football

  Thermos + pudding = fake va-jj.
• Mohican00

  

  I bought the movie "PCU" twice on Amazon. Was surprised when another copy arrived two days later after the first one.
• dlazz

  I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Shaq that I bought while drunk.
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  A Russian bride...
  
• sportchampps

  i bought land in the middle of nowhere it was like 75$ for an acre i did this my freshmen year in college i think i still own it
• Con_Alma

  I'd like to visit land on the edge of nowhere.
• Fab4Runner

  

  Never purchased anything without remembering but I did buy Wildcats and myself O.A.R. tickets while drunk. I wanted to go anyways and after I had a few beers one night I decided to get them.
• O-Trap

  

  sportchampps;807263 wrote:i bought land in the middle of nowhere it was like 75$ for an acre i did this my freshmen year in college i think i still own it

  Where is it?
• justincredible

  

  O-Trap;807388 wrote:Where is it?

  
  In the middle of nowhere. Try to keep up.
• SnotBubbles

  

  justincredible;807399 wrote:In the middle of nowhere. Try to keep up.

  
  I think that's the first time you've ever made me laugh.
• justincredible

  

  SnotBubbles;807625 wrote:I think that's the first time you've ever made me laugh.

  
  Cool. The next time you make me laugh would be the first, as well.