Lost my job today

• j_crazy

  

  job be damned when it's time for me to rub one out.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  I call bullshit
• Ironman92

  

  Role Model fo sure
• Mulva

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;805703 wrote:I call bullshit

  Do they ever pick up?
• jordo212000

  

  The boss is a moron if he asked if an employee was whacking off. That has sexual harassment written all over it
  
  Even if I thought somebody was whacking off, I keep that to myself
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Where did you copy and paste this story from?
• wes_mantooth

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;805810 wrote:Where did you copy and paste this story from?

  
  Umm....i think it was ign.com, I was really bored at work today.
• Devils Advocate

  

  Quite the resume stuffer.
  
  Fapologist : able to rub one off in a variety of stressful situations. Can work with or without supervision. able to work and complete task within deadlines. Adverse situations are no obsticle and are viewed as opportunitis. Loves to get in there and work with their hands.
• Con_Alma

  I couldn't imagine being so bored at work that I would copy and paste that.
  
  You might need a new career that challenges you a little more.
• wes_mantooth

  

  Con_Alma;805893 wrote:I couldn't imagine being so bored at work that I would copy and paste that.
  
  You might need a new career that challenges you a little more.

  
  Lol...relax fella. Today was my last day before I go on vacation.
  
  People take the internet way to seriously....lmao, amazing
• Con_Alma

  Lol right back at ya. Have a great vacation. I don't know if more relaxed I can get! If I ever get serious on this forum I will convince myself it's time to leave.
• Iliketurtles

  

  Wait so this isn't true? Damn I was hoping I wasn't the only one who masturbates while at work .
• 1_beast

  

  so it was almost a happy ending.... until security blew it ...wait...you blew it...wait...that made it a happy ending...WIN
• password

  

  You learn from your mistakes, next time you will use the womens bathroom and use your iPhone with a headset so you can watch some porn and not be disturbed.
• krambman

  

  wes_mantooth;805575 wrote:I was escorted from the building in handcuffs by two burly black men armed with batons

  
  Why did you find it necessary to explain that the two burly black people were men?
• 1_beast

  

  wes_mantooth;805575 wrote: two burly black men armed with batons.

  
  Why did you find it necessary to state that the "two burly black men" were "armed with batons"?
• wes_mantooth

  

  ccrunner609;805922 wrote:did you have mayo on that turkey sandwich?

  
  Homemade
• Timber

  I knew the story was bogus once you mentioned who escorted you out of the building. I do not think that is possible in Sweetwater. lol
• dwccrew

  

  wes_mantooth;805832 wrote:Umm....i think it was ign.com, I was really bored at work today.

  
  You know what I do when I'm bored? I masturbate.
• Tigerfan00

  

  What did your mom say about this?
• j_crazy

  

  i knew this story was bogus because mantooth works in a mcdonalds. and would've just nutted on a big mac.
• wes_mantooth

  

  j_crazy;806364 wrote:i knew this story was bogus because mantooth works in a mcdonalds. and would've just nutted on a big mac.

  
  That sounds delicious!
• O-Trap

  

  ccrunner609;805922 wrote:did you have mayo on that turkey sandwich?

  
  You heard him. He nutted, didn't he?
  

  ccrunner609;805948 wrote:Why would you lube with spit when everyone knows that hand soap is much better.

  
  Yeah, but it burns if it gets in "there."
  

  j_crazy;806364 wrote:i knew this story was bogus because mantooth works in a mcdonalds. and would've just nutted on a big mac.

  
  That's why you opt for the Double Quarter Pounder every time.
• luckydog

  ccrunner609;805948 wrote:Why would you lube with spit when everyone knows that hand soap is much better.

  hand soap is too harsh