Man... I hate Full Moons!

• Thread Bomber

  

  Stubbed my toe. Everybody pissed at work. and to top it off, The wifey ( as usual ) on what I call her "lunar Cycle".
  
  Many studies have shown female menstrual cycles in sync with the Lunar Phases.
  I have come to the conclusion people get pissed cause the ol lady is riding the crimson bitch horse.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  It's always a full moon in my house, based on what you say.
• coyotes22

  

  Sounds like someone is having a bad day!!
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I believe there is some truth to what you are saying.
• power i

  

  Not true.
• Fab4Runner

  

  power i;804412 wrote:Not true.

  This.
• 4cards

  

  ... I agree full moons effect everyone, why just today it started off badly for me.
  
  I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.
  
  After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep ****" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.
  
  Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.
  
  It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.
  
  Summary:
  
  ****ed up toe
  
  Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)
  
  Pissed pants
  
  Bad ****ing attitude.
• coyotes22

  

  4cards;804436 wrote:... I agree full moons effect everyone, why just today it started off badly for me.
  
  I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.
  
  After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep ****" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.
  
  Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.
  
  It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.
  
  Summary:
  
  ****ed up toe
  
  Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)
  
  Pissed pants
  
  Bad ****ing attitude.

  
  Its like Ive read this before!!! Where have I seen this?!?!?!?!?
• Thread Bomber

  

  4cards;804436 wrote:... I agree full moons effect everyone, why just today it started off badly for me.
  
  I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.
  
  After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep ****" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.
  
  Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.
  
  It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.
  
  Summary:
  
  ****ed up toe
  
  Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)
  
  Pissed pants
  
  Bad ****ing attitude.

  
  Man, this is how my day starrted... What/wait a minute.
• rmolin73

  

  Thread Bomber;804357 wrote:Stubbed my toe. Everybody pissed at work. and to top it off, The wifey ( as usual ) on what I call her "lunar Cycle".
  
  Many studies have shown female menstrual cycles in sync with the Lunar Phases.
  I have come to the conclusion people get pissed cause the ol lady is riding the crimson bitch horse.

  
  It seems as if you're the one on your "lunar cycle".
• I Wear Pants

  ccrunner609;804457 wrote:you ought to be around an elementary school during a full moon.......kids are like wild animals. There is no doubt that the lunar cycles affect us.

  Pervert.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I Wear Pants;805267 wrote:Pervert.

  
  LOL. Win!