This is not going to be a good day.

• Thread Bomber

  

  I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.
  
  After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep shit" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.
  
  Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.
  
  It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.
  
  Summary:
  
  Fucked up toe
  
  Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)
  
  Pissed pants
  
  Bad fucking attitude.
• coyotes22

  

  Thread Bomber;804283 wrote:I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.
  
  After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep shit" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.
  
  Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.
  
  It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.
  
  Summary:
  
  Fucked up toe
  
  Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)
  
  Pissed pants
  
  Bad fucking attitude.

  If this is the red stuff in the glass jar,,,,,,,,,,,,,, My grandfather used to use that for ALL cuts, when i was a kid! That crap burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  O, prayers from Massillon.
• ts1227

  

  coyotes22;804296 wrote:If this is the red stuff in the glass jar,,,,,,,,,,,,,, My grandfather used to use that for ALL cuts, when i was a kid! That crap burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  O, prayers from Massillon.

  
  That's what it is. Shit burns something fierce.
• 4cards

  

  Thread Bomber;804283 wrote:I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.
  
  After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep ****" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.
  
  Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.
  
  It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.
  
  Summary:
  
  ****ed up toe
  
  Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)
  
  Pissed pants
  
  Bad ****ing attitude.

  
  
  ...funny story but I call bull shi+!
  
  A bottle of Merthiolate (who has this in the house anymore) is 20 years old? That would make it 1 or 2 years older than thread bomber.
• coyotes22

  

  ts1227;804299 wrote:That's what it is. Shit burns something fierce.

  
  I have a jar of it in my tackle box. Its prolly about 30 years old. I keep it there as a reminder, of what a cruel, mean old man my grandfather was!
• Commander of Awesome

  

  ccrunner609;804294 wrote:My day started off bad also......

  
  QQ
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I am not sure that shit is even sold anymore. But if you do you it you are one tough motha.
• coyotes22

  

  This is my favorite part. Dude didnt even clean up!! LOL
  
  

  Thread Bomber wrote:Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)

• Thread Bomber

  

  4cards;804300 wrote:...funny story but I call bull shi+!
  
  A bottle of Merthiolate (who has this in the house anymore) is 20 years old? That would make it 1 or 2 years older than thread bomber.

  Uhhh. in 1985 I was 5 years out of high school....
• power i

  

  Good news is it can't get much worse....
• FatHobbit

  

  power i;804325 wrote:Good news is it can't get much worse....

  
  Ha ha, It can always get worse.
• O-Trap

  

  power i;804325 wrote:Good news is it can't get much worse....

  Don't. Ever. Say. That.
• Thread Bomber

  

  Back from the doctor's office.. This is not good.
• O-Trap

  

  Thread Bomber;804564 wrote:Back from the doctor's office.. This is not good.

  Gonna lose the toe?
• coyotes22

  

  Thread Bomber;804564 wrote:Back from the doctor's office.. This is not good.

  
  Pics, or it didnt happen!
• Thread Bomber

  

  While I was getting the rest of my toe nail cut off, The doctor was looking at a couple of bumps on my foot between my heel and ankle. He then looked under my armpits and found a bunch of swollen lymph nodes. He took a biopsy with a needle from one of them from by my right tit and then referred me to an oncologist.
  
  Going off to the James at OSU tommorrow.
  
  I know... I deserve it.
  
  Cool story bro.
• Thread Bomber

  

  O-Trap;804539 wrote:Don't. Ever. Say. That.

  this...
• power i

  

  Ok, I guess it could get worse. Sorry.
• SnotBubbles

  

  Thread Bomber;804324 wrote:Uhhh. in 1985 I was 5 years out of high school....

  
  I don't buy that.
• O-Trap

  

  Thread Bomber;804614 wrote:While I was getting the rest of my toe nail cut off, The doctor was looking at a couple of bumps on my foot between my heel and ankle. He then looked under my armpits and found a bunch of swollen lymph nodes. He took a biopsy with a needle from one of them from by my right tit and then referred me to an oncologist.
  
  Going off to the James at OSU tommorrow.
  
  I know... I deserve it.
  
  Cool story bro.

  No guy with tits deserves that. I hope things are okay. Let us know what you find out tomorrow.
• sonofsam

  

  Thread Bomber;804614 wrote:While I was getting the rest of my toe nail cut off, The doctor was looking at a couple of bumps on my foot between my heel and ankle. He then looked under my armpits and found a bunch of swollen lymph nodes. He took a biopsy with a needle from one of them from by my right tit and then referred me to an oncologist.
  
  Going off to the James at OSU tommorrow.
  
  I know... I deserve it.
  
  Cool story bro.

  
  This is worth a "Good Luck Bro"