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• j_crazy

  

  I'm pissed.
  
  lets punch babies.
• GoPens

  

  Does this meet Google's standards??
• I Wear Pants

  What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
  
  
  Can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  I Wear Pants;799063 wrote:What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
  
  
  Can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

  Man I love dead baby jokes
• O-Trap

  

  What do babies and marshmallow peeps have in common?
  
  They both explode in the microwave.
• I Wear Pants

  What's more disgusting than a pile of dead babies?
  
  The one alive in the center that had to eat it's way out.
  
  What's more disgusting than that? It went back for seconds.
• I Wear Pants

  What's more disgusting than 3 dead babies nailed to a tree?
  
  One dead baby nailed to three trees.
• O-Trap

  

  Clean joke: Michael Jackson took a bubble bath.
  
  Dirty joke: Michael Jackson called babies bubbles.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
  When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
• I Wear Pants

  What's the difference between a puppy and a dead baby? I don't stick my weiner in puppies.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
  Nail its other hand to the floor.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
  Bob
  
  What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
  Phil.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  My new favorites
  
  How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
  With a blender!
  
  How do you get them out again?
  With tortilla chips!!!
• O-Trap

  

  What's the difference between a baby and a fleshlight?
  
  Nothing.
• I Wear Pants

  What's the difference between hookers in Grand Theft Auto and babies?
  
  I get tired of killing hookers in GTA.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
  So you can pick them up five at a time
  
  Had another one but even I have standards
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  What's grosser than gross?
  A garbage can full of dead babies.
  
  What's grosser than that?
  The one at the bottom is still alive.
  
  What's grosser than that?
  He has to eat his way to freedom.
  
  What's grosser than that?
  He goes back for more.
• O-Trap

  

  Where do babies go when they cry?
  
  The garbage disposal.
• I Wear Pants

  DeadliestWarrior34;799141 wrote:What's grosser than gross?
  A garbage can full of dead babies.
  
  What's grosser than that?
  The one at the bottom is still alive.
  
  What's grosser than that?
  He has to eat his way to freedom.
  
  What's grosser than that?
  He goes back for more.

  
  That's the same joke I put earlier. I will sue you.
• O-Trap

  

  When do you burp a baby?
  
  After you've eaten one.
• Tobias Fünke

  

  
• O-Trap

  

  Nom nom nom
• coyotes22

  

  j_crazy;799040 wrote:I'm pissed.
  
  lets punch babies.

  
  
• coyotes22

  

  j_crazy;799040 wrote:I'm pissed.
  
  lets punch babies.