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Screw the Rapture. Prepare for the second comming of Noah!

  • coyotes22
    SMDH
  • friendfromlowry
    I would certainly hope so. He averaged 6ppg on 31% shooting against the Heat. The Bulls will need him to step up if they ever expect to represent the East in the finals.
  • coyotes22
    friendfromlowry;788944 wrote:I would certainly hope so. He averaged 6ppg on 31% shooting against the Heat. The Bulls will need him to step up if they ever expect to represent the East in the finals.

  • Sykotyk
    friendfromlowry;788944 wrote:I would certainly hope so. He averaged 6ppg on 31% shooting against the Heat. The Bulls will need him to step up if they ever expect to represent the East in the finals.

    I think this gets the award for most off-topic response ever.
  • coyotes22
    Sykotyk;789016 wrote:I think this gets the award for most off-topic response ever.

    +11tybillion
  • Gardens35
    friendfromlowry;788944 wrote:I would certainly hope so. He averaged 6ppg on 31% shooting against the Heat. The Bulls will need him to step up if they ever expect to represent the East in the finals.

    I get it.
  • Emmett Brown
    friendfromlowry;788944 wrote:I would certainly hope so. He averaged 6ppg on 31% shooting against the Heat. The Bulls will need him to step up if they ever expect to represent the East in the finals.

    thug
  • UANyg
    that is pretty awesome.
  • dwccrew
    coyotes22;788949 wrote:
    Sykotyk;789016 wrote:I think this gets the award for most off-topic response ever.
    coyotes22;789065 wrote:+11tybillion
    I think it went right over both of your heads. Coyotes gets a pass though since he's a NASCAR fan.
  • Trueblue23
    LOL @ these tards.
  • 1_beast
    but its not made from gopher wood (gofer), its made of swedish pine...wtf???

    "He built it out of Swedish pine, which he believes is what God meant when he told Noah to use ‘resin wood’ for his"

    Gen 6:14 states that Noah was to build the Ark of גפר, gofer, more commonly gopher wood, a word not otherwise known in the Bible or in Hebrew.
  • Bigred1995
    1_beast;789670 wrote:but its not made from gopher wood (gofer), its made of swedish pine...wtf???

    "He built it out of Swedish pine, which he believes is what God meant when he told Noah to use ‘resin wood’ for his"

    Gen 6:14 states that Noah was to build the Ark of גפר, gofer, more commonly gopher wood, a word not otherwise known in the Bible or in Hebrew.
    It's not otherwise known in the Bible or Hebrew because the translators got it wrong. What most people don't know is that god is a redneck and a direct translation of the text went something like this, "Now, dare ain't alotta trees around here so you gonna hafta go fer wood" This obviously confused the scholars!

    :D
  • coyotes22
    dwccrew;789662 wrote:I think it went right over both of your heads. Coyotes gets a pass though since he's a NASCAR fan.

    YES!!! I knew that would pay off for me one day!!!
  • 1_beast
    seriously...thats a big ass boat.