Man Busted Masturbating On Flight While Shocked Passengers Looked On

• OneBuckeye

  

  http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/offbeat/wpix-man-busted-masturbating-on-plane,0,5317000.story
  
  Did Fab take a trip to Denver recently?
  

  DENVER (PIX11)— It has all the elements of a horror movie: a snake, a plane and a couple of horrified passengers.
  
  A Florida man faces a $5,000 fine after he allegedly masturbated on a United Airlines flight late last week while shocked passengers looked on in disbelief.
  
  According to reports, 25-year-old Kyle Pierce was taken into custody shortly after United Airlines Flight 340 touched down in Denver on May 19. The flight flew in from Spokane, Washington.
  
  A teenage passenger sitting next to Pierce first alerted flight attendants, after she witnessed the unsettling scene unfold before her eyes.
  
  "I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis," the 18-year-old woman told investigators, according to the criminal complaint. "He ejaculated and got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time."
  
  Another passenger was alerted by a friend who saw Pierce pleasuring himself.
  
  "My friend Zach turned to me and said, 'That man is masturbating' and in disbelief, I looked and saw his penis," Grayson Miller told authorities. "I hit him with a book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom.After a while he returned."
  
  Pearce remains in custody without bail following a court hearing Monday. If convicted of obscene and indecent exposure, he could get up to 90 days in jail in addition to a $5,000 fine.

• redstreak one

  

  Rosie just had to join the mile high club! lol
• FatHobbit

  

  Thanks a lot Bin Laden
• dazedconfused

  

  FatHobbit;786282 wrote:Thanks a lot Bin Laden

  
  haha, beat me to it. "It's frowned upon"
• Thread Bomber

  

  Sound to me like the man was crying for help...
  
  
  
  
  And no one was willing to lend him a hand
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Thread Bomber;786328 wrote:Sound to me like the man was crying for help...
  
  
  
  
  And no one was willing to lend him a hand

  
  
• Bio-Hazzzzard

  

  This is why a flight staff ejection button is needed. At least he would've made several attempts pulling the rip cord before he hit the ground.
• O-Trap

  

  Bio-Hazzzzard;786330 wrote:This is why a flight staff ejection button is needed. At least he would've made several attempts pulling the rip cord before he hit the ground.

  Eh, seems he was busy pulling other things.
• Thread Bomber

  

  I think that puliing his rip chord caused the whole problem
• Thread Bomber

  

  damn you trap!
• BR1986FB

  Probably would've been more appropriate in the cockpit.
• Heretic

  

  "My friend Zach turned to me and said, 'That man is masturbating' and in disbelief, I looked and saw his penis," Grayson Miller told authorities. "I hit him with a book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom.After a while he returned."

  Grayson Miller = buzzkill.
• karen lotz

  

  Heretic;786347 wrote:Grayson Miller = cockblock.

  
  
  More accurate?
• O-Trap

  

  karen lotz;786350 wrote:More accurate?

  
  Nah.
  

  Heretic;786347 wrote:Grayson Miller = cockbooked.

  
  Better.
• gut

  Wait a second....Before we pass judgement, let's see a picture of the 18-yr old sitting next to him.
• berry

  When carjacking just isn't enough.
• Sykotyk

  

  gut;786380 wrote:Wait a second....Before we pass judgement, let's see a picture of the 18-yr old sitting next to him.

  
  haha
• 4cards

  

  "I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis," the 18-year-old woman told investigators, according to the criminal complaint. "He ejaculated and got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time."
  
  ...not this dudes fault. Had the 18 yr old not been reading this book, NOTHING would have CUM of this situation!
  
  
• Fab1b

  

  Sometimes you just got to rub one out!!!
• password

  

  gut;786380 wrote:Wait a second....Before we pass judgement, let's see a picture of the 18-yr old sitting next to him.

  
  
  
  
• O-Trap

  

  password;786723 wrote:

  
  Complete pardon.
• enigmaax

  password;786723 wrote:

  
  Let me guess, your next question is "if you survived a plane crash she didn't, would you hit it?"
• gut

  enigmaax;786728 wrote:Let me guess, your next question is "if you survived a plane crash she didn't, would you hit it?"

  
  Implausible scenario....With those airbags, she's more likely to survive.
• like_that

  

  We now know Lotz's name.
• password

  

  enigmaax;786728 wrote:Let me guess, your next question is "if you survived a plane crash she didn't, would you hit it?"

  
  
  I don't think I could give you an honest answer, until I see how much burn damage there is to her body.