freehuddle's very own Texts from last night

• Ramblers2008

  What are some of your very own funny texts that a drunk friend or that you yourself have sent from a previous night?
• ts1227

  

  This was in my inbox when I got up this morning, I laughed at its randomness
  
  (330): i have a bald dude's number and i was propositioned for a threesome
• allstar

  "I'm tired of talking to you, so I'm gonna go masturbate now."
• Laley23

  

  "You hit that mom last night?"
  "No dude, she was pregnant."
  "THREESOME!!!"
• Fab4Runner

  

  I got this little gem last night:
  
  "So can we sext? lol"
• GoChiefs

  

  Fab4Runner wrote: I got this little gem last night:
  
  "So can we sext? lol"

  Hmmm...weird..wes sent me that one too! :dodgy:
• rookie_j70

  

  got this one a while ago:
  
  "It's too bad I'm only 17....and that my dad is very protective of me"
• wes_mantooth

  

  GoChiefs wrote:

  Fab4Runner wrote: I got this little gem last night:
  
  "So can we sext? lol"

  Hmmm...weird..wes sent me that one too! :dodgy:

  I usually send that one to everyone in my phonebook. So far....mom was the only taker!!
  
  And too bad you guys are not talking about epic voice mails, because I got a doozy that fab4 sent to my cuz.
• Fab4Runner

  

  LOL. I still need to hear it.
• MrPoke

  

  "Dude, you asked the cop if he wanted to come back in the morning for a bacon sandwich"
  
  Apparently we were too loud last night and cops were called, I really did make bacon sandwiches today though.
• Fab4Runner

  

  I want breakfast when I come visit!
• MrPoke

  

  Fab4Runner wrote: I want breakfast when I come visit!

  You get your ass to Toledo and i'll make ya breakfast :dodgy:
• Ramblers2008

  This is apparently one i sent when i was drunk,
  "Dude we just made the pizza delivery celebrity shoot most bad ass moment of my life".
  I do not really remember sending the text but, this delivery guy had to be in his 40's, this was in a townhome and we made the guy walk back after he delivered the pizza and the asshole missed.
• Tim Tebow

  From my buddy...
  
  "Dude, I'm so gunna bang a mexican chicana tonight!"
• SQ_Crazies

  

  Deleted all my messages from this weekend--but I shall be part of this thread down the road...my friends and I have a history of some random hilarious texts.
  
  textsfromlastnight is such an awesome site lol.
• darbypitcher22

  

  I don't have any that wreak of awesomness like the ones you guys have.
• j_crazy

  

  I went out with a buddy in college and we got drunk and I went home and he was trying to take this chick home. I got a text at 4 in the morning of her leaving his dorm with bra and panties on and carrying her shoes and her pants and his caption was "happy friday"
  
  it was tuesday.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Ramblers2008 wrote: This is apparently one i sent when i was drunk,
  "Dude we just made the pizza delivery celebrity shoot most bad ass moment of my life".
  I do not really remember sending the text but, this delivery guy had to be in his 40's, this was in a townhome and we made the guy walk back after he delivered the pizza and the asshole missed.

  I didn't understand a single bit of this.
• darbypitcher22

  

  ^^^
  yeah I was struggling to follow this too
• Upper90

  I'm assuming that the pizza delivery guy did a celebrity shot, in which he stood in for a person during the ever so popular college game of beer pong, and missed, drawing the ire of partygoers.
  
  I don't drink, so I've been the celebrity shot guy often. I miss. Often.
• rocketalum

  My dad sent me a series of picture messages in which he literally went through the trouble of making me a stocking with my name on it, hung it on the wall, filled it with candy, took it down from the wall, ate all the candy. I'm in my late 20's, no reason to have a stocking at my dads house. He did all of that out of spite. That's how my family shows love.
• Nate

  ROFLMAO ^^^
• SQ_Crazies

  

  "I went to class drunk the other day and I just sat down to study my notes and the first thing I read was '45% of Asians turn red when they drink alcohol'. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to know that or not."
  
  Best I can do right now, I just got that one. We need to bring this thread back up next Sunday morning.
• wildcats20

  

  "thats okay as long as we can sext every night haha"
• Fab4Runner

  

  "I need sex"