Passed Out Girl, Do you take a shot or cover her up?

• GoChiefs

  

  Steel Valley Football;788485 wrote:Only a moron would assume this was a serious thread to start with...or that was actually his bed and a girl he knew.
  
  So why no post something crazy and off the to rile up the dumb people?

  
  Wait, first you say thats not what you meant, now you're saying you posted it to rile people up?
• GoChiefs

  

  Steel Valley Football;788664 wrote:Stupid are ones who fail to grasp a simple sentence from the English language. I'll stand by my original.

  
  "Then, bang her but don't forget and make out with her."
  
  He had a grasp on the proper English language all along. I guess you should just learn how to write a sentence. Your sentence says to bang her but don't forget to make out with her. How the fuck are you seriously trying to argue that thats not what that sentence says????
• Ironman92

  

  Yeah, just making it worse...if that is possible.
• Steel Valley Football

  GoChiefs;788691 wrote:"Then, bang her but don't forget and make out with her."
  
  He had a grasp on the proper English language all along. I guess you should just learn how to write a sentence. Your sentence says to bang her but don't forget to make out with her. How the fuck are you seriously trying to argue that thats not what that sentence says????

  Ok, retard. No it doesn't.
  
  Example: If a sky diving instructor tell his class in the plane "Ok, students, the last thing we do before we jump is to check our partners chute. So don't forget and jump".
  
  What does he mean?
  
  Is there anything from the first sentence that is implied when using the word "forget?"
  
  Does the word "and" in the second sentence mean "to?" Are they interchangeable?
• GoChiefs

  

  Steel Valley Football;788855 wrote:Ok, retard. No it doesn't.
  
  Example: If a sky diving instructor tell his class in the plane "Ok, students, the last thing we do before we jump is to check our partners chute. So don't forget and jump".
  
  What does he mean?
  
  Is there anything from the first sentence that is implied when using the word "forget?"
  
  Does the word "and" in the second sentence mean "to?" Are they interchangeable?

  
  Lol @ you having the nerve to call anyone a retard. I'd shut your cum dumpster and move on to a different thread. You just look like a moron on this one.
  
  Have you had your daily dose yet?
• Steel Valley Football

  GoChiefs;788881 wrote:Lol @ you having the nerve to call anyone a retard. I'd shut your cum dumpster and move on to a different thread. You just look like a moron on this one.
  
  Have you had your daily dose yet?

  
  STFU.
  
  You couldn't be more wrong about the sentence. Keep debating it. I will own you.
• GoChiefs

  

  Steel Valley Football;788893 wrote:STFU.
  
  You couldn't be more wrong about the sentence. Keep debating it. I will own you.

  
  Smh. You will own me? So you're a 14 year old cum eater?
• Steel Valley Football

  GoChiefs;788987 wrote:Smh. You will own me? So you're a 14 year old cum eater?

  
  Answer post #106. If you answer correctly, the debate about the sentence is over.
  
  After that, if you still wanna jaw back and forth and call each other funny stuff; well, that's cool too.
• dwccrew

  

  SVF- Don't let them bother you. I won't judge how you get your daily dose of protein.
• friendfromlowry

  Steel Valley Football;789193 wrote:Answer post #106. If you answer correctly, the debate about the sentence is over.
  
  After that, if you still wanna jaw back and forth and call each other funny stuff; well, that's cool too.

  
  Shut the fuck up already.
• I Wear Pants

  bwcomet89;787312 wrote:I just did read it again. You have horrible grammar and your statement is most accurately perceived as you would want to make out with her creamy mouth.

  Not really.
  
  He worded it really dumb though.
• 1_beast

  

  cum guzzler...lmao. Geigh!
• Steel Valley Football

  friendfromlowry;789215 wrote:Shut the fuck up already.

  
  Go away before I bitch slap you.
• Steel Valley Football

  I Wear Pants;789230 wrote:Not really.
  
  He worded it really dumb though.

  Agreed, it could have been written all out but I assumed the main thing not to forget was understood.
  
  The few who read it wrong did so because they write and talk with lazy English. That's why they read the "and" as "to".
• GoChiefs

  

  Steel Valley Football;789303 wrote:Agreed, it could have been written all out but I assumed the main thing not to forget was understood.
  
  The few who read it wrong did so because they write and talk with lazy English. That's why they read the "and" as "to".

  
  The few? In case you haven't noticed, looks like everyones read it right, except you and IWP obviously. Congrats on being the OC's cum guzzler. Perhaps a new user title or signature is in order for you?
• bwcomet89

  Steel Valley Football;788664 wrote:Stupid are ones who fail to grasp a simple sentence from the English language. I'll stand by my original post and hope that his dead mother comes back to him in a dream and teaches him to f**king read.

  
  You screwed up. Get over it. No need to whine on about how you would enter necrophilia to justify that eating your own semen is ok. Maybe if you spent more time writing correctly and less time trying to come up with worn-out comebacks during English class you would have never messed up in the first place. Feel free to just back down, I won't tell anyone that you did.
• Steel Valley Football

  GoChiefs;789387 wrote:The few? In case you haven't noticed, looks like everyones read it right, except you and IWP obviously. Congrats on being the OC's cum guzzler. Perhaps a new user title or signature is in order for you?

  You're a cheesedick. Debate it or shut up. Or, go away. I remember the trolls.
• Steel Valley Football

  bwcomet89;789550 wrote:You screwed up. Get over it. No need to whine on about how you would enter necrophilia to justify that eating your own semen is ok. Maybe if you spent more time writing correctly and less time trying to come up with worn-out comebacks during English class you would have never messed up in the first place. Feel free to just back down, I won't tell anyone that you did.

  You were rude first. I was only adding shit to the thread after it was pretty much dead. So I pointed out you misread what, albeit it unclear but technically correct. Now, it's at this. It's over as far as I'm concerned. I've never not liked what you post and I'm a BW fan, fwiw. Chiefs otoh is following me to other threads. Stalker lol.
• bwcomet89

  Steel Valley Football;789303 wrote:Agreed, it could have been written all out but I assumed the main thing not to forget was understood.
  
  The few who read it wrong did so because they write and talk with lazy English. That's why they read the "and" as "to".

  
  Lazy English is referred to as leaving out important words or phrases in the general assumption that the audience will understand what they mean. The problem must be that the rest of us prefer knowing what you're talking about and you're too lazy to type out a few extra words to solidify your viewpoint. Good luck in school when English class starts to get hard and you have to write paragraphs. Until then, separate your sentences by pressing the enter button twice. But I don't want to deviate from the initial disagreement that you cannot write proper sentences. I won't even get into that you're pretty good at writing fragments.
• Steel Valley Football

  Ah you posted while I typed. I didnt read it, cool?
• bwcomet89

  Steel Valley Football;789562 wrote:You were rude first. I was only adding shit to the thread after it was pretty much dead. So I pointed out you misread what, albeit it unclear but technically correct. Now, it's at this. It's over as far as I'm concerned. I've never not liked what you post and I'm a BW fan, fwiw. Chiefs otoh is following me to other threads. Stalker lol.

  
  I was sarcastic first. It's not my fault that you take whatever happens on an internet message board directly to heart. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. If I was near you I'd offer to "Hug it out".
• Steel Valley Football

  Ok
• GoChiefs

  

  Steel Valley Football;789551 wrote:You're a cheesedick. Debate it or shut up. Or, go away. I remember the trolls.

  
  Does it taste like cheese? Just curious. Ive never been in the habit of eating man sauce, so I wouldn't know.
• like_that

  

  GoChiefs;789644 wrote:Does it taste like cheese? Just curious. Ive never been in the habit of eating man sauce, so I wouldn't know.

  
  Lotz surely will know the answer to that question.
• O-Trap

  

  thavoice;787581 wrote:I would cover her up, and in the AM make sure that she knew that I did so and took care of her so we could go about having sex the proper way......take her on a date and give her a roofy.

  
  Make sure she knows you took care of her = reliable booty call FTW.
  

  bwcomet89;788330 wrote:... a semen-lapping rapist.

  
  LOL!
  

  Raw Dawgin' it;788620 wrote:If you have sex with her passed out make sure to lube it up, it's most likely pretty dry down there from the alcohol dehydrating her.

  
  Finally some sage advice.
  

  GoChiefs;789387 wrote:The few? In case you haven't noticed, looks like everyones read it right, except you and IWP obviously. Congrats on being the OC's cum guzzler. Perhaps a new user title or signature is in order for you?

  
  In all honesty, it was actually written to say what he meant, but the wording was not the best by any stretch.
  
  "Don't forget (that she has your baby-making juices in her mouth) and make out with her."
  
  The part in parentheses is not required for the grammar to be correct, but it would have been in order for the communication to be clear.
  
  
  Hard to believe that a thread that already started out as being about raping a chick in a thong that is passed out on your bed has actually taken a turn for the batshit crazy.