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Does Anyone Else Have a Gay Uncle?

  • justincredible
    GoChiefs;782313 wrote:He was banished from the family. Last I heard, he was living in New Philly.

    I didn't know you're related to mantooth.
  • -Society-
    justincredible;782116 wrote:No gay uncle. A few gay cousins. Two of them are brother and sister.

    Ok.
  • Cat Food Flambe'
    Lipstick lesbian sister in law (42 DD - what a waste!)
    Gay brother-in-law who died of AIDS in the 1990's,
    Another SIL (the one that had the sex tape put on the internet) who evidently is bisexual
  • O-Trap
    GoChiefs;782313 wrote:He was banished from the family. Last I heard, he was living in New Philly.

    Damn. That seems harsh.
  • -Society-
    O-Trap;782432 wrote:Damn. That seems harsh.

    Better get used to it.
  • GoChiefs
    justincredible;782324 wrote:I didn't know you're related to mantooth.

    I know right? Quite embarrassing.
  • GoChiefs
    O-Trap;782432 wrote:Damn. That seems harsh.

    Please see justins post.
  • DeyDurkie5
    my post was unapproved once again, yet personal attacks go unnoticed all over the place. ts is by far the worse, stick to weather douche
  • -Society-
    DeyDurkie5;782628 wrote:my post was unapproved once again, yet personal attacks go unnoticed all over the place. ts is by far the worse, stick to weather douche

    Yes, ts "I'm a douche" 1227 is by far the worst. He even beats cry4fun.
  • JerseyBuck
    Have gay cousin named Gus. I blame his parents for naming him Gus.
  • power i
    I have a gay Uncle Dave who moved to LA 35 years ago with his 'friend', Aunt Bob. They are both in their early 70's and have since moved to Vegas, I believe to become showgirls. (j/k) Their gayness was NEVER mentioned. After years of them visiting us and us visiting them, seeing them in their matching robes with their matching wedding bands and seeing the painted portraits of their poodles hanging over the fireplace, I finally get up enough nerve to ask my Mom if they were indeed gay. She proceeded to rip my ass, saying no they weren't and how could I even think that about Uncle Dave. As soon as both my grandparents died, they couldn't get out of the closet fast enough. But if anyone is going to Vegas and needs a place to stay or a guided tour, let me know. They are a blast.
  • password
    I am not sure if my neighbor is gay, he talks with a lisp and seems to have a broken wrist that he has not had fixed in years, it just stays bent downward. When we went over for a cookout years ago he had a really nice decorated home and must have been in the business of selling womens shoes on the side because there was a bunch of them in the basement.He had a roommate who would come home from work dressed in a business suit and then later at night when the neighbor would go out to the clubs he would leave with a lady in a dress that looked like the roommate but when I would ask who his women friend was he would say that it was his roommates sister. The odd thing about it was any time he left with the sister their would not be any lights left on at the house and no answer at the door, you never seen the sister outside during the day or at cookouts around the neighborhood, she must have been shy! He did take really good care of his home and nothing was ever out of place except for the broken bathroom door, he had a cookout one year and the downstairs bathroom was occupied and I could not wait so I decided to run upstairs and look for another bathroom and noticed that the bathroom door had a hole about the size of a baseball cut in it and thought that was strange until I noticed that there was a lot of KY jelly and Preparation H on the sink counter top and womens wigs on Styrofoam heads sitting on the shelf . When I went back outside I asked him about the damage to the door and he didn't seem happy that I used the upstairs bathroom but said the hole was caused by a piece of furniture banging in to it when he was moving his new couch in to the main room. I guess we will never know if he was gay since he decided to move to Cincinnati and start a Sports Forum/Chatting site. I wonder what ever happened to him?
  • password
    I am not sure if my neighbor is gay, he talks with a lisp and seems to have a broken wrist that he has not had fixed in years, it just stays bent downward. When we went over for a cookout years ago he had a really nice decorated home and must have been in the business of selling womens shoes on the side because there was a bunch of them in the basement. He had a roommate who would come home from work dressed in a business suit and then later at night when the neighbor would go out to the clubs he would leave with a lady in a dress that looked like the roommate but when I would ask who his women friend was he would say that it was his roommates sister. The odd thing about it was any time he left with the sister their would not be any lights left on at the house and no answer at the door, you never seen the sister outside during the day or at cookouts around the neighborhood, she must have been shy! He did take really good care of his home and nothing was ever out of place except for the broken bathroom door, he had a cookout one year and the downstairs bathroom was occupied and I could not wait so I decided to run upstairs and look for another bathroom and noticed that the bathroom door had a hole about the size of a baseball cut in it and thought that was strange until I noticed that there was a lot of KY jelly and Preparation H on the sink counter top and womens wigs on Styrofoam heads sitting on the shelf . When I went back outside I asked him about the damage to the door and he didn't seem happy that I used the upstairs bathroom but said the hole was caused by a piece of furniture banging in to it when he was moving his new couch in to the main room. I guess we will never know if he was gay since he decided to move to Cincinnati and start a Sports Forum/Chatting site. I wonder what ever happened to him?
  • ernest_t_bass
    password;783090 wrote:I am not sure if my neighbor is gay, he talks with a lisp and seems to have a broken wrist that he has not had fixed in years, it just stays bent downward. When we went over for a cookout years ago he had a really nice decorated home and must have been in the business of selling womens shoes on the side because there was a bunch of them in the basement. He had a roommate who would come home from work dressed in a business suit and then later at night when the neighbor would go out to the clubs he would leave with a lady in a dress that looked like the roommate but when I would ask who his women friend was he would say that it was his roommates sister. The odd thing about it was any time he left with the sister their would not be any lights left on at the house and no answer at the door, you never seen the sister outside during the day or at cookouts around the neighborhood, she must have been shy! He did take really good care of his home and nothing was ever out of place except for the broken bathroom door, he had a cookout one year and the downstairs bathroom was occupied and I could not wait so I decided to run upstairs and look for another bathroom and noticed that the bathroom door had a hole about the size of a baseball cut in it and thought that was strange until I noticed that there was a lot of KY jelly and Preparation H on the sink counter top and womens wigs on Styrofoam heads sitting on the shelf . When I went back outside I asked him about the damage to the door and he didn't seem happy that I used the upstairs bathroom but said the hole was caused by a piece of furniture banging in to it when he was moving his new couch in to the main room. I guess we will never know if he was gay since he decided to move to Cincinnati and start a Sports Forum/Chatting site. I wonder what ever happened to him?

    lol.
  • McFly1955
    I am not sure if my neighbor is gay, he talks with a lisp and seems to have a broken wrist that he has not had fixed in years, it just stays bent downward. When we went over for a cookout years ago he had a really nice decorated home and must have been in the business of selling womens shoes on the side because there was a bunch of them in the basement. He had a roommate who would come home from work dressed in a business suit and then later at night when the neighbor would go out to the clubs he would leave with a lady in a dress that looked like the roommate but when I would ask who his women friend was he would say that it was his roommates sister. The odd thing about it was any time he left with the sister their would not be any lights left on at the house and no answer at the door, you never seen the sister outside during the day or at cookouts around the neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air
  • Pick6
    Frothy Walrus;782114 wrote:The QB on my HS football team my Junior year used to be gay and then ended up marrying a transvestite who then got his pecker cut off and a vagina made. Eerily similar story.

    #dailyfact the pecker doesnt get cut off, it is sucked in
  • Fab4Runner
    No gay uncle but my sister is a lesbian.