Funny advertising/signs/promotions?

• thavoice

  Few years ago in the stock crash the financial institution next door had on their sign outside:
  
  INVESTMENT SALE, MANY STOCKS ARE NOW HALF OFF!
  
  
  thought that was funny.
  
  
  Second one I saw last weekend in the Columbus area.
  
  On the billboard in huge print it said :
  
  YOUR WIFE IS HOT.
  and when you get closer you read
  TIME TO UPDATE YOUR COOLING SYSTEM.
  
  (or something like that...the jist of it was the part of YOUR WIFE IS HOT)