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The kid names thread

  • justincredible
    Since there seems to be a booming discussion on unusual kids names in the other thread I figure I'd start this to get that thread back on track.
  • j_crazy
    T-a. Pronounced tadasha.
  • Thread Bomber
    This is because you lead a sad life....
  • Thread Bomber
    My favorite is still SaPhillis.
  • justincredible
    My wife and I have agreed on a system for naming our kids once we finally have one. If it's a boy I come up with a list of three names (first and middle) and she picks one of them. If it's a girl she comes up with the list of three and I pick one. We'll see if it actually works that way, though. She doesn't seem to like the boy names I come up with. I'm a big fan of the name Clarence (great-grandfathers name, died when I was a baby) but she can only picture an old black man with that name. If we do have a son his middle name will most likely be Melvin which was my grandfathers name.
  • Heelz
    j_crazy;780230 wrote:T-a. Pronounced tadasha.

    I have also heard La-a pronounced Ladasha.

    I recently heard a story about a girl who let her sister name her twins so the aunt named them "Denise" and "Danephew"
    and someone named twins Lemonjello and Orangejello
  • justincredible
    Thread Bomber;780231 wrote:This is because you lead a sad life....

    I do? I do.
  • enigmaax
    justincredible;780220 wrote:Since there seems to be a booming discussion on unusual kids names in the other thread I figure I'd start this to get that thread back on track.

    Yeah, uh...sorry about that.

    So anyway, I had always heard the joke about a kid named Shithead (not pronounced shit-head, you know). Then I actually saw a Shithead firsthand while working at a hospital in Delaware a few years ago. It was an older Indian lady.
  • gorocks99
    justincredible;780238 wrote:My wife and I have agreed on a system for naming our kids once we finally have one. If it's a boy I come up with a list of three names (first and last) and she picks one of them. If it's a girl she comes up with the list of three and I pick one. We'll see if it actually works that way, though. She doesn't seem to like the boy names I come up with. I'm a big fan of the name Clarence (great-grandfathers name, died when I was a baby) but she can only picture an old black man with that name. If we do have a son his middle name will most likely be Melvin which was my grandfathers name.

    I picture It's a Wonderful Life with the name Clarence
  • Thread Bomber
    justincredible;780238 wrote:My wife and I have agreed on a system for naming our kids once we finally have one. If it's a boy I come up with a list of three names (first and last) and she picks one of them. If it's a girl she comes up with the list of three and I pick one. We'll see if it actually works that way, though. She doesn't seem to like the boy names I come up with. I'm a big fan of the name Clarence (great-grandfathers name, died when I was a baby) but she can only picture an old black man with that name. If we do have a son his middle name will most likely be Melvin which was my grandfathers name.

    Uhhh.. I think you need to have sex before you start naming things...
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    justincredible;780238 wrote:If it's a boy I come up with a list of three names (first and last)

    Are you going to choose your last name or let her have sex with someone else?
  • enigmaax
    justincredible;780238 wrote:If it's a boy I come up with a list of three names (first and last) and she picks one of them.

    You have to come up with the last name too? Like, you have to guess who the father is?
  • justincredible
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;780246 wrote:Are you going to choose your last name or let her have sex with someone else?

    Oops. lolfail
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    anything with a De, La, Ja, Jer, Ma in front of an other wise normal name. I like one syllable names that aren't unisex. Ironically i have a long name that is unisex.
  • justincredible
    I've fixed it. But yeah, my wife is a whore.
  • justincredible
    enigmaax;780243 wrote:Yeah, uh...sorry about that.

    lol, not your fault.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    justincredible;780252 wrote:I've fixed it. But yeah, my wife is a whore.

    Yeah she is! I guarantee I've paid half you mortgage from the time i've spent with her.
  • ernest_t_bass
    justincredible;780220 wrote:Since there seems to be a booming discussion on unusual kids names in the other thread I figure I'd start this to get that thread back on track.

    Oh, you figured, huh?
  • j_crazy
    justincredible;780238 wrote:My wife and I have agreed on a system for naming our kids once we finally have one. If it's a boy I come up with a list of three names (first and middle) and she picks one of them. If it's a girl she comes up with the list of three and I pick one. We'll see if it actually works that way, though. She doesn't seem to like the boy names I come up with. I'm a big fan of the name Clarence (great-grandfathers name, died when I was a baby) but she can only picture an old black man with that name. If we do have a son his middle name will most likely be Melvin which was my grandfathers name.

    any kid you have will grow up to be an old black man.


    amirite?
  • vball10set
    Female (pronounced Fem-AH-ley), since it was on the pink card on the incubator, she thought the hospital had already named her baby :rolleyes:
  • j_crazy
    also JC's system is retarded. i want my kid to be named Howard Thomas, but my wife hates that name.

    Using your system I'd come up with Howard Thomas, Jugdish Naveen, and Consuelo Rodrigo. She'd be forced to pick my name or face a lifetime of ridicule as I'd berate our kid daily if his name was Jugdish or Consuelo.
  • Gblock
    couple good ones from this year

    raylishiah
    kimia
    kwentez
    rai'shawn
    ahpercy
    damyah
    d'ahveyahn
    Donparion
    zacchaeus
    shasha(sasha)wtf?
    Nefertiti
    de'anjanique
    Vaunjele'
    Tere'l
    Makyla
    skyler
    theirionnia
    quarizma

    you cant make it up
  • justincredible
    j_crazy;780280 wrote:also JC's system is retarded. i want my kid to be named Howard Thomas, but my wife hates that name.

    Using your system I'd come up with Howard Thomas, Jugdish Naveen, and Consuelo Rodrigo. She'd be forced to pick my name or face a lifetime of ridicule as I'd berate our kid daily if his name was Jugdish or Consuelo.

    We've both promised not to do that. Obviously if I come up with one normal name and two ridiculous names she's not going to pick any of them.
  • j_crazy
    justincredible;780287 wrote:We've both promised not to do that. Obviously if I come up with one normal name and two ridiculous names she's not going to pick any of them.

    you trust the woman who's sleeping around on you?


    :p
  • justincredible
    For girls names I really like Jacqueline and Evelyn. My wife won't go for Jacqueline because there are already two women in my family with that name (grandma and cousin). She likes Evelyn but I don't think it's one she'll put on her list.