CDC releases Zombie Apocalypse survival guide...
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hoops23Yes, the CDC, as in the serious government agency Center of Disease Control and prevention located in Atlanta.
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
CNN article:
http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/05/19/zombie.warning/index.html?hpt=Sbin
Obvious why they did it, but pretty funny/cool nonetheless..
So, how would you survive? I think you only have a day to prepare, as Saturday, May 21st is the end. -
I Wear PantsIt was a blog, not an official CDC thing before people come scream about wasted resources, etc.
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dwccrewI've been shooting people in the head thinking they were zombies. Turns out they were just local drunks. Oops....
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hoops23Better safe than sorry.
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I Wear PantsHoops is right, can't take chances these days.
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hasbeen
What are they trying to say?As it happens, Khan, one of the nation's top-ranking publi professionals (he's a rear admiral..) -
Hereticdwccrew;774682 wrote:I've been shooting people in the head thinking they were zombies. Turns out they were just local drunks. Oops....
The important thing is that you're shooting them. That way, they won't turn into zombies when the world ends. -
Mohican00
Somewhat related......I HIGHLY recommend this book -
AutomatikMy rooommate works for the photography agency that took the shots for this campaign. She was explaining it to me yesterday and I had no idea wtf she was talking about.
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I Wear Pants
This book is fantastic also. -
Bigred1995Mohican00;774725 wrote:
Somewhat related......I HIGHLY recommend this book
Isn't the title of the book an oxymoron, or maybe a paradox? Doesn't it cease to be an oral history as soon as it's written down? -
Thread Bomber
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The Bosshoops23;774672 wrote: So, how would you survive?
Go to my buddies parents house where they have 3 years worth of stock piled food, an octagonal safe room in the basement (3 feet of steel reinforced concrete on all sides, including top and bottom), an arsenal that makes a military base look bad (among the 300-400 weapons are at least 150 fully automatic weapons, 5-6 different types of .50 cal guns, etc.) and enough ammo to kill damn near half the population if you're a good shot. That's where I'd go after I filled up the 5 100 gallon tanks my parents business has with diesel and take my truck to my other friends welding shop and turn it into a wrecking ball. A few of my friends and I already have this very well planned out. The guy who owns all those guns is also a close friend of Ted Nugent so I'd try to use that connection to hook up with the Nuge. -
The Boss
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Mohican00Bigred1995;774846 wrote:Isn't the title of the book an oxymoron, or maybe a paradox? Doesn't it cease to be an oral history as soon as it's written down?
Yep -
gerb131Macho Man gonna be a handful tomorrow.
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The Bossgerb131;775150 wrote:Macho Man gonna be a handful tomorrow.
lol -
Automatikgerb131;775150 wrote:Macho Man gonna be a handful tomorrow.
Hahahaha.....too soon. -
hoops23gerb131;775150 wrote:Macho Man gonna be a handful tomorrow.
LOL...
That's awesomely good. -
DeyDurkie5These people are such fags if they are honestly planning for a zombie attack
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hoops23DeyDurkie5;775406 wrote:These people are such fags if they are honestly planning for a zombie attack
Reading comprehension or a lack of understanding has severely failed you.
Why am I not surprised?
SMDH -
I Wear Pants
You're the worst.DeyDurkie5;775406 wrote:These people are such fags if they are honestly planning for a zombie attack -
DeyDurkie5hoops23;775418 wrote:Reading comprehension or a lack of understanding has severely failed you.
Why am I not surprised?
SMDHI Wear Pants;775419 wrote:You're the worst.
you guys are mean -
bigkahunaDeyDurkie,
I don't always like what you post, but your avatar makes me laugh every time I see it -
hoops23DeyDurkie5;775448 wrote:you guys are mean
Sorry.