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CDC releases Zombie Apocalypse survival guide...

  • hoops23
    Yes, the CDC, as in the serious government agency Center of Disease Control and prevention located in Atlanta.

    http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

    CNN article:

    http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/05/19/zombie.warning/index.html?hpt=Sbin

    Obvious why they did it, but pretty funny/cool nonetheless..

    So, how would you survive? I think you only have a day to prepare, as Saturday, May 21st is the end. :)
  • I Wear Pants
    It was a blog, not an official CDC thing before people come scream about wasted resources, etc.
  • dwccrew
    I've been shooting people in the head thinking they were zombies. Turns out they were just local drunks. Oops....
  • hoops23
    Better safe than sorry.
  • I Wear Pants
    Hoops is right, can't take chances these days.
  • hasbeen
    As it happens, Khan, one of the nation's top-ranking publi professionals (he's a rear admiral..)
    What are they trying to say?
  • Heretic
    dwccrew;774682 wrote:I've been shooting people in the head thinking they were zombies. Turns out they were just local drunks. Oops....

    The important thing is that you're shooting them. That way, they won't turn into zombies when the world ends.
  • Mohican00


    Somewhat related......I HIGHLY recommend this book
  • Automatik
    My rooommate works for the photography agency that took the shots for this campaign. She was explaining it to me yesterday and I had no idea wtf she was talking about.
  • I Wear Pants

    This book is fantastic also.
  • Bigred1995
    Mohican00;774725 wrote:

    Somewhat related......I HIGHLY recommend this book

    Isn't the title of the book an oxymoron, or maybe a paradox? Doesn't it cease to be an oral history as soon as it's written down?
  • Thread Bomber
  • The Boss
    hoops23;774672 wrote: So, how would you survive?

    Go to my buddies parents house where they have 3 years worth of stock piled food, an octagonal safe room in the basement (3 feet of steel reinforced concrete on all sides, including top and bottom), an arsenal that makes a military base look bad (among the 300-400 weapons are at least 150 fully automatic weapons, 5-6 different types of .50 cal guns, etc.) and enough ammo to kill damn near half the population if you're a good shot. That's where I'd go after I filled up the 5 100 gallon tanks my parents business has with diesel and take my truck to my other friends welding shop and turn it into a wrecking ball. A few of my friends and I already have this very well planned out. The guy who owns all those guns is also a close friend of Ted Nugent so I'd try to use that connection to hook up with the Nuge.
  • The Boss
  • Mohican00
    Bigred1995;774846 wrote:Isn't the title of the book an oxymoron, or maybe a paradox? Doesn't it cease to be an oral history as soon as it's written down?

    Yep
  • gerb131
    Macho Man gonna be a handful tomorrow.
  • The Boss
    gerb131;775150 wrote:Macho Man gonna be a handful tomorrow.

    lol
  • Automatik
    gerb131;775150 wrote:Macho Man gonna be a handful tomorrow.

    Hahahaha.....too soon.
  • hoops23
    gerb131;775150 wrote:Macho Man gonna be a handful tomorrow.

    LOL...

    That's awesomely good.
  • DeyDurkie5
    These people are such fags if they are honestly planning for a zombie attack
  • hoops23
    DeyDurkie5;775406 wrote:These people are such fags if they are honestly planning for a zombie attack

    Reading comprehension or a lack of understanding has severely failed you.

    Why am I not surprised?

    SMDH
  • I Wear Pants
    DeyDurkie5;775406 wrote:These people are such fags if they are honestly planning for a zombie attack
    You're the worst.
  • DeyDurkie5
    hoops23;775418 wrote:Reading comprehension or a lack of understanding has severely failed you.

    Why am I not surprised?

    SMDH
    I Wear Pants;775419 wrote:You're the worst.

    you guys are mean
  • bigkahuna
    DeyDurkie,

    I don't always like what you post, but your avatar makes me laugh every time I see it
  • hoops23
    DeyDurkie5;775448 wrote:you guys are mean

    Sorry.