Is the World coming to an end in four days?

• friendfromlowry

  I already thought working a 13 hour shift on a Saturday was going to be the death of me before reading this thread.
• The Boss

  

  Here is a guy citing the Bible, and then there is this:
  

  The Book of Matthew offers what appears to be contradictory information. Matthew 24:36 says that “Of that day and hour knoweth no one, not even the angels of heaven, neither the Son, but the Father only,” in reference to the Rapture. This passage indicates that the day the Rapture will occur is beyond human understanding; only God will know.

  Just another example of why anyone who listens to a religious figure is a bigger moron than said religious figure.
• SportsAndLady

  

  http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/992600--nyc-man-spends-life-savings-on-doomsday-ad-campaign?bn=1
  
  lol
• Heretic

  

  His ads also encourage people to tune in to Family Radio, a listener-supported Christian radio network founded by doomsday cultist Harold Camping. The 89-year-old talk-radio personality has inspired thousands of people in North American to quit their jobs, empty their bank accounts, and hit the streets in an effort to “save” others.

  EL-OH-FUCKING-EL. When those fucks are starving in a gutter somewhere, I'll be there to piss on them.
• thePITman

  

  But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
  Matthew 24:36

  So whenever I hear someone say they know when "the time" will be, I know that it is not the time. Haha.
• gorocks99

  

  Make sure to RSVP to the post-rapture looting: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=121968371215699
• El Jefe Grande

  Go stock up at Wal-Mart (NSFW):
  
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• vball10set

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• Thread Bomber

  

  Isn't it just like God to end the world on a Saturday?
  
  I cant tell you how many Mondays that I hoped that this was a viable outcome.
• Bigred1995

  

  Thread Bomber;774741 wrote:Isn't it just like God to end the world on a Saturday?
  
  I cant tell you how many Mondays that I hoped that this was a viable outcome.

  Wouldn't logic tell people, that if it was going to happen, it'd be based on Middle Eastern time? So, if it were to happen, wouldn't today be the day it would occur here?
• Thread Bomber

  

  I'm hoping for a Velosaraptor rapture...
  
  
  
  People would be thing that all the christians that were disapearing were off to heaven.... All of the christians would be thinking SUPRISE!
  
  Pure entertainment right there....
• Heretic

  

  
• gorocks99

  

  Looks like we all got left behind. Damn.
• oberhaus

  

  gorocks99;775597 wrote:Looks like we all got left behind. Damn.

  Maybe not. I was told that the rapture follows time zones. Ours will be at 6pm.
  
  Now I just need to find something to do in the mean time.