When stress of life has got you by the balls.......

• thavoice

  ...what do you do?
  
  As good as 2010 was to me, 2011 has been equally cruel.
  
  
  Good antidotes? I know OC will be able to lift myspirts.
• justincredible

  

  ccrunner609;771175 wrote:by stress you mean Justins Mom?

  
  That's great.
• enigmaax

  Well, if your stress is just like toothache stress or you're having trouble sleeping, try some whiskey.
  
  If you feel you're spiraling downward on a runaway train to self-destruction, the only real answer left is hookers & blow.
• sleeper

  

  Take a walk. Exercise is the most cost effective way to delete stress from your life.
• BR1986FB

  I always find exercise is a great way to deal with stress & take out aggression.
• Fab4Runner

  

  I drink. I'm never really stressed out or in a bad mood...so maybe it's the alcohol that makes me that way.
• puffyisback

  I need somethin for this too, long ass story but faced with a pretty crazy decision, really the decision is easy, but not ready to let go of something I never got to try
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  porn
• 4cards

  

  ...SEX (but not w/yourself)
• password

  

  puffyisback;771233 wrote:I need somethin for this too, long ass story but faced with a pretty crazy decision, really the decision is easy, but not ready to let go of something I never got to try

  
  Don't get all stressed about it, The laws are tilting in your favor and you may be able to fulfill your dream!
  
  
• Heretic

  

  The people who suggest drinking are 100 percent right. If you can't remember your problems, then you don't have problems.
• Speedofsand

  

  You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to the hospital. Now thats stressful.
  
  But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you that you are going to be a father.
  
  You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful.
  
  You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.
  
  After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. Your are extremely stressed but relieved.
  
  On the way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home.
  
  NOW THAT'S STRESS!!!
• password

  

  Speedofsand;771336 wrote:You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to the hospital. Now thats stressful.
  
  But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you that you are going to be a father.
  
  You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful.
  
  You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.
  
  After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. Your are extremely stressed but relieved.
  
  On the way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home.
  
  NOW THAT'S STRESS!!!

  
  Let me say that you don't sound to bright, first you pick up a hitchhiker, not the smartest thing to do. Second, you allow her to pass out in your car before getting a blow job, shows lack of knowledge when it comes to the hitchhiker bartering system. Third, You request a DNA test, that you have to pay for because of a girl that you don't know and didn't even get a blow job from, you should have just dropped her off and left the hospital. So the way I see it, you have 2 explanations concerning the 3 kids at home, if you are a very religious person I am sure the wife will convince you that it was a miracle from god, if you don't believe in miracles, I would assume that your wife is pictured below.
  
  
  *removed fatty ass picture*
• Speedofsand

  

  password, notice my post says "You picked up..." not "I picked up..."
  and I'm happily not married. That pic is nasty, even for this crappy site.
• password

  

  Speedofsand;771485 wrote:password, notice my post says "You picked up..." not "I picked up..."
  and I'm happily not married. That pic is nasty, even for this crappy site.

  
  I am just joking.
• fortfan

  Slumpbuster. Like Tracy Jones.
• O-Trap

  

  ccrunner609;771207 wrote:walking is for pussies, go for a run

  
  Running is for pussies. Play a contact sport.
  
  All kidding aside, I enjoy one (1) quality beer and a good cigar, and I listen to Ulrich Schnauss. Always helps relax me and put me in a better mood.
• Devils Advocate

  

  
• Fab1b

  

  weed
• kayo

  thavoice;771166 wrote:...what do you do?
  
  As good as 2010 was to me, 2011 has been equally cruel.

  
  Dude, you got married. What did you expect?
• enigmaax

  kayo;772445 wrote:Dude, you got married. What did you expect?

  
  That is his problem? Geezus...might as well shoot yourself.
• I Wear Pants

  ccrunner609;771175 wrote:by stress you mean Justins Mom?

  I'd be stressed to if I was with Justin's mom, I mean look at it:
  
  
• enigmaax

  I Wear Pants;772486 wrote:I'd be stressed to if I was with Justin's mom, I mean look at it:
  
  

  
  That pic is gonna be removed soon, just like the one of her ass tattoos.
• I Wear Pants

  To be fair that one had nudity in it which isn't allowed. This one is simply unsettling which may or may not be allowed.
  
  Not that either outcome bothers me.
• enigmaax

  I Wear Pants;772523 wrote: I'd be stressed to if I was with Justin's mom, I mean look at it:

  I Wear Pants;772523 wrote: To be fair that one had nudity in it which isn't allowed. This one is simply unsettling which may or may not be allowed.

  
  Oh, I just figured dude would be mad whether its a pic of his mom's face or his mom's ass tattoo.