Best dying line ever?

• j_crazy

  

  Just watched vampires: los muertos. It was an abortion I only fished it because I was certain the lead was Jon bon jovi. It was. But because of that I caught a line that made my day.
  
  When the black dude is being killed he says "you ain't lived till you had a vampire give you head."
  
  Side note, the black dude is Eddie Winslow from family matters.
  
  What are some memorable ones you folks have on deck?
• I Wear Pants

  "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." -Oscar Wilde
• Steel Valley Football

  Ouch!
• Tobias Fünke

  

  "Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel."
  --George Appel
  
  (died via electric chair execution)
• Tobias Fünke

  

  No no..winner:
  
  "I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct."
  --Dominique Bouhours
  
  (a French priest and grammarian)