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Letter of Resignation

  • ernest_t_bass
    Now is when the serious comments would come in handy :)
  • Thread Bomber
    Do you seriously expect a serious answer in the serious business thread?

    Get fucking serious man, I mean seriously.
  • queencitybuckeye
    ernest_t_bass;765539 wrote:Now is when the serious comments would come in handy :)

    If serious answers were allowed here, I'd say it looks fine.
  • OSH
    I think your "letter" was good.

    You are resigning. You got the point across. Nothing more needs said. Short and sweet is fine.
  • Frothy Walrus
    Lulz. It's funny because it's.....sooooo funny.
  • Thread Bomber
    OSH;765558 wrote: Short and sweet is fine
    This is NOT what she said......
  • Frothy Walrus
    j_crazy;765169 wrote:i came here thinking this was going to be another flameout like when snotty left.

    Flameout? That's not even a word. You should change your name to j_retard.
  • GoChiefs
    Frothy Walrus;765570 wrote:Flameout? That's not even a word. You should change your name to j_retard.

    Or you could go with Frothy_Bubbles?
  • Ironman92
    What school?
  • ernest_t_bass
    Ironman92;765598 wrote:What school?

    OCHS
  • enigmaax
    ernest_t_bass;765539 wrote:Now is when the serious comments would come in handy :)

    Are you currently in the middle of a season? If so, could you wait until its over to turn in the letter?

    I would not say "I am not able to devote..." This sort of makes it look like you've already quit on this season. Lots of coaches decide they want to spend more time with their family, nothing wrong with that once the season is over. But your timing and wording make it seem like "now" is too much or that you have more important things to do. That could come up in the future if you ever decide to try and return to coaching. Just a thought.
  • BRF
    Belly35;765211 wrote:You want me to write it?

    I'll help.

    "I quit".
  • berry
    "There comes a time when all things, except for O-Trap posts, must come to an end. The games are getting longer, the eyesight is getting worse, and the balls appear to be getting bigger. I wish you nothing but continued success with the program. I hope that we can find someone who is a lot younger and who has the passionate touch to take us to the next level. Marital problems did not play a role in this decision. I hope the girls will think of me from time to time when they get to second base. The epidemic rise in school homosexuality did not play a major role in this decision neither."

    Ernest (looking for Mr. Good) Bass
  • The Equalizer
    best decision for both yourself and the team instead of your family and you. Puts it in the light that you have the team's best interest in mind.
  • BRF
    When I typed my last post I actually thought about berry and that I hadn't seen a post in a while.

    AND THEN HE SWOOPS DOWN!
  • dlazz
    To Whom It May Concern,

    imma bounce, nigga. gonna cop me a new j-o-b 'n ride out dis bitch.

    peace,
    ernest_t_bass
  • Gardens35
    If it's a supplemental that you have to reapply for every 1 or 2 years, why even write a letter? Tell the AD that you're done.
  • BRF
    Gardens35;765731 wrote:If it's a supplemental that you have to reapply for every 1 or 2 years, why even write a letter? Tell the AD that you're done.
    True dat!
  • dwccrew
    justincredible;765532 wrote:There's no such thing as Ohio Chatter High School.

    yet
  • ernest_t_bass
    Last game tomorrow, resign Friday.
  • chicago510
    ernest_t_bass;765764 wrote:Last game tomorrow, resign Friday.

    Did you guys go 0-20? Resigning before you get canned?
  • O-Trap
    berry;765653 wrote:"There comes a time when all things, except for O-Trap posts, must come to an end. The games are getting longer, the eyesight is getting worse, and the balls appear to be getting bigger. I wish you nothing but continued success with the program. I hope that we can find someone who is a lot younger and who has the passionate touch to take us to the next level. Marital problems did not play a role in this decision. I hope the girls will think of me from time to time when they get to second base. The epidemic rise in school homosexuality did not play a major role in this decision neither."

    Ernest (looking for Mr. Good) Bass

    I would say, "FUCK YOU," but ... well ... it's true ...
  • coyotes22
    Just tell them that you are in the process of getting another dregree, and you have no time for coaching anymore.
  • Tobias Fünke
    justincredible;765532 wrote:There's no such thing as Ohio Chatter High School.

    Not yet.
  • ernest_t_bass
    chicago510;765977 wrote:Did you guys go 0-20? Resigning before you get canned?

    Getting Masters
    Basketball referee (tourney season overlapped 3 weeks into softball)
    New house
    Young family