S**t My Students Write

• gorocks99

  

  Ladies and Gentlemen, the future of America:
  

  Macbeth couldn’t have loved Lady Macbeth because he was crazy and too busy hallucinating witches and stuff. Also, crazy people can’t do it without going crazy midway through.

  Most respondents stated that attitudes towards sex changed after the Vietnam and Woodstock wars.

  Please keep in mind while reading the following; I am in no way trying to be racist. It may come off like that, but it is just to support what I think. Instead of accepting that Hispanics and white will be one, I want Hispanics to stop coming to America, and go back to where they came from. This sounds bad, but I just wants best for me and everyone I know.

  Sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia.

  Frederick Douglass coped with his anguish by hopping.

  Sex is contact between male and female gentiles.

  http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/
• cbus4life

  Hahaha, good find.
• gorocks99

  

  The main problem with global warming is, that many orgasms will go extinct.

  Clearly Al Gore was looking out for our best interests.
• Heretic

  

  gorocks99;761576 wrote:Clearly Al Gore was looking out for our best interests.

  
  Damn straight. Regardless of whether anyone actually believes in global warming, the thought of having their orgasm become extinct should be more than enough to do what they can for the environment.
• cbus4life

  gorocks99;761576 wrote:Clearly Al Gore was looking out for our best interests.

  God bless him.
• Heretic

  

  Like a woman seduces a horny man, Hitler captivated the people of Germany.

  Sodom and Gomorrah really blew the lid off the sexual revolution for people to be more experimental with sex, and the gays getting to have some. But Jesus put a stop to that!

  Indians, the other dark meat, were saved from extinction by the humanitarian, Andrew Jackson.

  My moral code is what I think everyone should go by because I don’t feel that I have done anything wrong.

  A lot of lulz here.
• O-Trap

  

  gorocks99;761576 wrote:Clearly Al Gore was looking out for our huevos' best interests.

  Agreed.
• Tobias Fünke

  

  The potato literally encouraged the Irish to overbreed.

  tiernan?
• darbypitcher22

  

  gorocks99;761570 wrote:Ladies and Gentlemen, the future of America:
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/

  
  Depending on who you ask, those at Woodstock may have felt like surviving was similar to a war.
• dwccrew

  

  darbypitcher22;761760 wrote:Depending on who you ask, those at Woodstock may have felt like surviving was similar to a war.

  
  Why? There was no violence that had occured at the original Woodstock. Are you referring to the most recent one?
• Heretic

  

  I know if I was at a multi-day concert with all sorts of cool drugs and easy sex where anything goes, I'd be like "OH LORD GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLISH BATTLEFIELD!!!!".
  
  Oh wait...I don't suck. Never mind.
• brutus161

  

  The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg.

  This makes me sad.
• bigkahuna

  What's the other one with funny answers to test questions? OR is this the same site?
• vikingcaptain82

  darbypitcher22;761760 wrote:Depending on who you ask, those at Woodstock may have felt like surviving was similar to a war.

  
  Right, because a rock concert, is the same as war. Did they teach you this a Theil, or whatever the fuck name of the college is you went to. Your dregree was not in American History was it?
• zambrown

  

  The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg.

  Oh my freakin' God! This is so wrong on so many levels! But, I must say, absolutely hilarious!