Osama place

• Belly35

  

  I have been very quiet in this matter but now I have to speak out.
  The reporters that have been commenting on the Osama compound and their observation have shit for brains.
  My first impression is 1 million compound WTF? Who the hell is the real estate agent in that area Yosemity Sam? Someone ReMax agent took this bastard for all they could get. Case in point: the 15 foot walls aren’t even white washed, plaster falling off and the string of electric wire is a classic non-union jury rig method of wiring. So there is barb wire on top of the wall … 1 million buck no video camera? My house has motion sensor and pressure pads. Where’s the yard crew no mulch, flower or shrubs… any good terrorist knows that a thorn bush or jagged rose along the wall is a good first obstacle of engagement. That satellite dish as big as a Pinto out the living room window blocking the view of dirt covered side trash burning area who the hell idea was that? What no fire pit for that 1 million price tag. Hey! Reporters take note wiring on the wall, (that not left over Christmas lights), satellite dish, computers and that big ass 15 foot high light pole should tell you that this place has electric and internet. No pool (what goats don’t drink water), hot tub, no hoop or patio furniture …classless mofo. The place could have a coat of paint but that would require micro management skills.
  Let move in side of the 1 million dollar crib. Ok the Persian/Pakistan rugs are nice but that to be expected. With a little window trim would be nice. With bedding like that dude you should be shot. Could have invested in a Sealy mattress .. (you did in a way). One bed had 2 inch bedding foam (not even memory foam (cheap ass). No sheets, pillows or tiger cover bed covers.
  Not goat or camel hide couch or wing back chairs, stero system or big screen TV … what the hell you have that fucking dish out side.
  No built in closets where the hell did you think you could hide without closets? For a 1 million buck you got no closet space.
  The kitchen … I don’t even what to go there … one copper pot and goat patties
  
  Million dollar my ass…
• justincredible

  

  lol
• 4cards

  

  ...funny post belly
• derek bomar

  

  lol
• se-alum

  

  The Abbattobad housing market has not felt the economic crisis like most areas.
• zambrown

  

  You'd think a Panic Room might have been a great investment as well! Well played, Belly - very cute!
• bigkahuna

  Nice job Belly. While not as creative as you, I was thinking the same thing.
• Sonofanump

  That place is worth $80,000 in my area.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Good post, Belly. Would (try to) read again.
• Belly35

  

  Need some help?
  
  In my final appraisal and review of the property did anyone see any towel racks?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Belly35;760502 wrote:Need some help?
  
  In my final appraisal and review of the property did anyone see any towel racks?

  
  I tried to use the speech function on my computer. I highlighted your post and told it to read it to me. It told me to fuck off.
• Belly35

  

  ernest_t_bass;760493 wrote:Good post, Belly. Would (try to) read again.

  Just wait... Once I figure out how to us my speaker on my smartphone to send text to the OC...
• Belly35

  

  ernest_t_bass;760507 wrote:I tried to use the speech function on my computer. I highlighted your post and told it to read it to me. It told me to fuck off.

  Where is there a speech function on the computer?
• Fab1b

  

  Awesome post Belly
• Cleveland Buck

  

  Belly35;760338 wrote:With bedding like that dude you should be shot.

  He was.
• coyotes22

  

  Belly35;760512 wrote:Where is there a speech function on the computer?

  
  R u cirrus?
  
  SMH
• 2kool4skool

  

  
• sherm03

  

  ernest_t_bass;760493 wrote:Good post, Belly. Would (try to) read again.

  
  This one brought the lulz.
• justincredible

  

  2kool4skool;760543 wrote:

  
  Aunt Viv doin' work.
• cbus4life

  Persian rugs all over the place up the value.
• Belly35

  

  cbus4life;760799 wrote:Persian rugs all over the place up the value.

  
  No ...Those rugs are not nailed down so they can be taken out when the others move out in the middle of the night...
  Looks more like a dirt first floor and a pour concrete second floor..... no value there...
• sonofsam

  

  Belly35;760819 wrote:No ...Those rugs are not nailed down so they can be taken out when the others move out in the middle of the night...
  Looks more like a dirt first floor and a pour concrete second floor..... no value there...

  
  There were diamond chips in the concrete and gold in the dirt...
• CenterBHSFan

  

  
  classless mofo

  
  lololol!
• sherm03

  

  2kool4skool;760543 wrote:

  
  SMH at the white chick in the neon hat and the other white chick in the jeans (next to the one in the thigh high boots) in the back perpetuating the stereotype that white people can't dance.
• I Wear Pants

  Are they using the $1 million figure as a number to say it cost that much or proverbially "a million dollars" to indicate it was expensive? I asked this question in another thread but forget which one.