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You're the guy who pulls the trigger on OBL...

  • O-Trap
    I Wear Pants;757632 wrote:But that's off topic.

    I'd distract him with a cuddly monkey before shooting him and saying "playtimes over".
    EXCELLENT movie reference.
  • fan_from_texas
    justincredible;757533 wrote:Keep the change ya filthy animal.

    +1
  • mcburg93
    "And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
  • O-Trap
    I Wear Pants;757632 wrote:I'd distract him with a cuddly monkey before shooting him and saying "playtimes over".
    More appropriately:

    "You're off the f***in' CHAIN!"
  • wes_mantooth
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  • I Wear Pants
    O-Trap;757660 wrote:More appropriately:

    "You're off the f***in' CHAIN!"
    During the siege one of the SEALS asked "what's the situation?" the other SEAL responded "two blokes with a fuckload of cutlery" as there were two Al-Qaeda members wielding several knives.
  • gut
    I Wear Pants;757665 wrote:During the siege one of the SEALS asked "what's the situation?" the other SEAL responded "two blokes with a fuckload of cutlery" as there were two Al-Qaeda members wielding several knives.
  • Heelz
    The price is wrong bitch.
  • Rotinaj
    Do you like fishsticks?
  • bigkahuna
    I think the more appropriate question is when do you go to the hospital to relieve your boner?
  • darbypitcher22
    While some absolute hilarious responses, I'd probably mention something along the lines of "What I'm about to do is for the 1,000's you've murdered during your reign of terror" or something along those lines...

    Better yet just silence seems better
  • Con_Alma
    darbypitcher22;757735 wrote:...
    Better yet just silence seems better

    This.

    If you think you can make the situation more impacting with words you would never make it to a SEAL team 6 level.
  • O-Trap
    bigkahuna;757721 wrote:I think the more appropriate question is when do you go to the hospital to relieve your boner?

    I believe they say after four hours. ;)


    Here'd be a good quote: "I will hand you over to brutal men, men skilled in destruction." Ezekiel 21:31
  • O-Trap
    Con_Alma;757741 wrote:This.

    If you think you can make the situation more impacting with words you would never make it to a SEAL team 6 level.

    My initial thought was, "If you are taking time saying something, you're wasting time not putting three slugs in him."
  • Con_Alma
    O-Trap;757744 wrote:My initial thought was, "If you are taking time saying something, you're wasting time not putting three slugs in him."


    How true but why would it take you three??? ;)
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Con_Alma;757746 wrote:How true but why would it take you three??? ;)

    1 shot for man, 2 shots for mankind
  • darbypitcher22
    I guess I'm not man enough to make it to Seal Team 6 then
  • Con_Alma
    darbypitcher22;757751 wrote:I guess I'm not man enough to make it to Seal Team 6 then
    Few are.
  • skank
    "I'm not here to judge you....That's God's job....I'm just here to set up the meeting."
  • darbypitcher22
    Con_Alma;757757 wrote:Few are.

    This is true. I was listening to how they described this last night and I was going wow this is like COD/SOCOM/movie style shit... how freakin awesome!
  • Con_Alma
    darbypitcher22;757762 wrote:This is true. I was listening to how they described this last night and I was going wow this is like COD/SOCOM/movie style shit... how freakin awesome!


    They took a big, big risk sending that many of those guys into one place. If it went down in a bad way losing 42 SEAL Team 6s would have been a disaster. They usually don't concentrate them like that.
  • darbypitcher22
    Con_Alma;757764 wrote:They took a big, big risk sending that many of those guys into one place. If it went down in a bad way losing 42 SEAL Team 6s would have been a disaster. They usually don't concentrate them like that.

    No but I'm glad they did and I'm glad it worked out
  • Glory Days
    Con_Alma;757741 wrote:This.

    If you think you can make the situation more impacting with words you would never make it to a SEAL team 6 level.

    uhhhh those guys arent as super serious as you think.
  • bigkahuna
    Glory Days;757775 wrote:uhhhh those guys arent as super serious as you think.

    But in a situation like this, with all of the adrenalin flowing, I'd think that you COULDN'T say anything. I think it'd just be a lot of grunting and yelling, very primal just because of the rush.
  • I Wear Pants
    bigkahuna;757795 wrote:But in a situation like this, with all of the adrenalin flowing, I'd think that you COULDN'T say anything. I think it'd just be a lot of grunting and yelling, very primal just because of the rush.
    Are you aware we're all joking?