Evil ninjas attack Pittsburg!

• Thread Bomber

  

  A spate of mysterious crimes carried out by ninjas has left Pittsburghers annoyed and confused.
  
  In the latest event, a sword-wielding ninja smashed 11 cars in South Union Township, PA. and tried to stab a man who confronted him, say police. Santino Guzzo said he heard glass breaking, found the ninja hiding in a yard, and was cut in the hand during the ensuing ninja escape.

  Guzzo reported that he "did not move with the grace typically associated with a ninja" and that he therefore "will not live in fear of the ninja's return."
  

  Not long ago, two sword-wielding ninjas robbed a gas station in Richland Township, PA, taking with them cash, cigarettes and lottery tickets.
  

  The scarry thing about ninjas... You never even hear em coming.
  
  http://www.boingboing.net/2011/04/25/evil-ninjas-terroris.html
• coyotes22

  

  Art Modell/Capone, went off the deepend?
• enigmaax

  Pirates > Ninjas
• thavoice

  Without the H i thought you were talking about Pittsburg ohio
• THE4RINGZ

  

  "Didn't move with the typical grace associated with ninjas." Exactly, they are masters of disguise.
• BR1986FB

  THE4RINGZ;751395 wrote:"Didn't move with the typical grace associated with ninjas." Exactly, they are masters of disguise.

  
  I'm thinking that or John Belushi or Chris Farley are still alive.
• coyotes22

  

  BR1986FB;751406 wrote:I'm thinking that or John Belushi or Chris Farley are still alive.

  
  This! They are filming, and didnt tell any one.