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  • DeyDurkie5
    there is a chick who only posts pictures of her doing the SAME FUCKING FACE...literally every picture she has on there of her is of her smoochie left face..she had to go
  • LJ
    I'll have to post the pics of the girl that is a facebook friend who only dates black men that she meets through the prison pen pal system.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    LJ;745872 wrote:I'll have to post the pics of the girl that is a facebook friend who only dates black men that she meets through the prison pen pal system.

    i think this speaks more about you as a person than her.
  • Iliketurtles
    LJ;745872 wrote:I'll have to post the pics of the girl that is a facebook friend who only dates black men that she meets through the prison pen pal system.

    So your wife?
  • LJ
    Raw Dawgin' it;745878 wrote:i think this speaks more about you as a person than her.

    She is someone that went to my high school that added me. Provides good entertainment.
  • LJ
    Iliketurtles;745886 wrote:So your wife?

    Because I am black and in prison? Good one
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    LJ;745891 wrote:Because I am black and in prison? Good one

    Some how prison doesn't seem like a stretch
  • LJ
    Raw Dawgin' it;745892 wrote:Some how prison doesn't seem like a stretch

    because I have never been arrested in my life and the most egregious crimes I have comitted has been speeding, underage drinking and smoked a little weed, all at least 5 years ago.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    LJ;745894 wrote:because I have never been arrested in my life and the most egregious crimes I have comitted has been speeding, underage drinking and smoked a little weed, all at least 5 years ago.

    You personality does not match your squeaky clean record...i call bullshit. But non the less, please post the pictures of the woman who loves black men in prison, god knows they're hard to come by.
  • LJ
    Raw Dawgin' it;745897 wrote:You personality does not match your squeaky clean record...i call bullshit. But non the less, please post the pictures of the woman who loves black men in prison, god knows they're hard to come by.

    My "im bored and wasting time online" personality doesn't match my squeaky clean record? ROFLFAIL

    I'll post the pics when I get home. Facebook likes to not load pictures here.
  • coyotes22
    LJ;745899 wrote:My "im bored and wasting time online" personality doesn't match my squeaky clean record? ROFLFAIL

    I'll post the pics when I get home. Facebook likes to not load pictures here.

    In prison?

    I kid I kid!!!! :D

    I have no prob with FB. I dont let it bother me.
  • friendfromlowry
    Whoever said the repeatedly posting YouTube videos had a good point. I'm friends with some burnout who's probably posts about 4-5 videos daily of 70s/80s rock. We get it, you like The Doors. We all know how to get online and watch their videos, stop sharing it.
  • O-Trap
    LJ;745894 wrote:... speeding ... least 5 years ago.
    I call horseshit.
    friendfromlowry;745945 wrote:Whoever said the repeatedly posting YouTube videos had a good point. I'm friends with some burnout who's probably posts about 4-5 videos daily of 70s/80s rock. We get it, you like The Doors. We all know how to get online and watch their videos, stop sharing it.

    The guy I have in mind does all house music/techno beats. Makes me wish epilepsy on him.
  • ernest_t_bass
    What's a techo beat?
  • Automatik
    I recommend using the hide feature. It will solve 90% of the listed complaints.

    If I read something annoying, retarded, etc....basically anything that makes me facepalm. You're hidden bitch!
  • sej
    I'm guilty of the baby bump pics and many, many pics of my child, but since they're for my family (none of whom live closer than an hour from me) you can go screw yourself :)


    Just kidding about the last part. A lot of the pictures I put up are for that purpose. It's easier for me to put it up than to try to remember the 30 people who will be pissed if I don't email it to them.


    I hate getting game/app requests, but as FFT said, I just block the app and it solves a good part of the problem.
  • BR1986FB
    DeyDurkie5;745865 wrote:there is a chick who only posts pictures of her doing the SAME FUCKING FACE...literally every picture she has on there of her is of her smoochie left face..she had to go

    Blue Steel (Zoolander)?
  • O-Trap
    ernest_t_bass;745962 wrote:What's a techo beat?

    Fixed for your comprehension. ;)
  • 1_beast
    O-Trap;745686 wrote:Had to post another.

    People who pretty much don't post anything but YouTube videos!

    +1 fucking facebook disc dockeys

    and the trolls that "like" everything...EVERYTHING posted....ALL day
  • yobro08
    another one since its 420, kids who post statuses about smoking weed and drinking, because apparently they are the only ones who do it and the world needs to know
  • O-Trap
    Tough guy profile pictures.

    I don't care if your muscles show through your beater, it's an XS.
  • DeyDurkie5
    BR1986FB;745978 wrote:Blue Steel (Zoolander)?

    more like magnum
  • like_that
    justincredible;745088 wrote:Aww...

    lol
  • Iliketurtles
    So a friend of mine just posted this status figured a lot of you on here would love it:

    "Working at pizza hut tonight god i cant wait till im not posting this anymore"
  • Nate
    #1) I own a camera and Photoshop. I'm officially a photographer.
    #2) Bitch and moans are their only statuses.
    #3) Pray for this, pray for that.
    #4) Idiots who click the stupid virus shit multiple times.
    #5) People who put funny stories (in their minds) in their statuses and they are absolutely retarded and have no reason to be posted.