Why is this website so damn slow?

• I Wear Pants

  Or offer particularly good web hosting options.
  
  Plus Macs are expensive, do you think this minor league website or it's broke ass incompetent owner can afford such things? No, that's why this shit is hosted on a box running a Pentium I and Windows 95.
• ts1227

  

  Taking your dick out of the CD drive is probably a good place to start.
• dwccrew

  

  Heretic;741484 wrote:I'm sure Justin would be glad to take donations towards the purpose of new servers. Or at least donations that he'll tell you are for new servers, but are really for gay porn. Lots and lots of gay porn.

  
  Fixed for accuracy.
  
  

  justincredible;741497 wrote:

  thavoice;741494 wrote:Lots and lots of midget porn.....

  double this

  If you double midget porn, isn't it just regular porn then?
• justincredible

  

  I Wear Pants;741671 wrote:Or offer particularly good web hosting options.
  
  Plus Macs are expensive, do you think this minor league website or it's broke ass incompetent owner can afford such things? No, that's why this shit is hosted on a box running a Pentium I and Windows 95.

  
  Little do you know.
• I Wear Pants

  Well I mean, you do have a Mac (prolly used all the money from our ad revenue you whore).
• thavoice

  I Wear Pants;741671 wrote:Or offer particularly good web hosting options.
  
  Plus Macs are expensive, do you think this minor league website or it's broke ass incompetent owner can afford such things? No, that's why this shit is hosted on a box running a Pentium I and Windows 95.

  
  He wishes it was ran on a windows 95. More like the old time computers running MS DOS.
• krambman

  

  justincredible;741524 wrote:Yeah, not sure how that happens. I am guessing because the server is set up as a virtual machine that can share resources of others so it was probably pegging down someone else as well.

  
  Does this mean that your server is cheating on you? I thought you had something special. Bitch.
• vball10set

  crazy slow this a.m.--TGIF
• justincredible

  

  Still looking into it. I think I know the issue so I'll hopefully get it fixed this afternoon.
• dlazz

  I really haven't noticed any problems with it.
• Glory Days

  

  seriously, this took like 5 minutes to finally open up and this is the trash i got to read?
  
  I LIKE IT!
• justincredible

  

  I've possibly fixed it. If not, tough cookies.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  justincredible;742173 wrote:I've possibly fixed it. If not, tough cookies.

  
  if it doesn't work i want my refund in vcash
• Heretic

  

  I could use a vCash refund, too. Everything I've bet the last couple days has turned to deficit. Which means I'm really being forced to post pad in order to cut my losses.
• Heretic

  

  Post pads like this.
• Heretic

  

  And this.
• Heretic

  

  Here also.
• Heretic

  

  And...well, you get the point.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Heretic;742195 wrote:Post pads like this.

  
  Whats that you say?
• 4cards

  

  justincredible;742173 wrote:I've possibly fixed it. If not, tough cookies.[/QUOTE]
  
  ...easy there justin

• hasbeen

  

  Justin's customer service is pretty awful. I wish he would care about the everyday poster and not just his fanboys.
  
  Sadface
• justincredible

  

  4cards;742213 wrote:

  justincredible;742173 wrote:I've possibly fixed it. If not, tough cookies.[/QUOTE]
  
  ...easy there justin

  
  I was joking.

• justincredible

  

  pnhasbeen;742222 wrote:Justin's customer service is pretty awful. I wish he would care about the everyday poster and not just his fanboys.
  
  Sadface

  
  ??
• hasbeen

  

  justincredible;742225 wrote:??

  
  I'm bad at internet humor I guess. Nothing to see here folks.
• justincredible

  

  pnhasbeen;742229 wrote:I'm bad at internet humor I guess. Nothing to see here folks.

  
  lol, I thought you were probably joking but it hurt my feelings nonetheless.