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Well, I doubt you can top this

  • Ironman92
    not for today anyways

    Driving home from shopping in Chillicothe (spare me the jokes, thanks) and finally getting back to Jackson my wife wanted me to go down a street we rarely travel to see a house her friend bought. After seeing the house we go the best way home from there and on the way RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A NEIGHBORHOOD.....at 4:55 pm we see a (I'm guessing 420 lb woman) with a very large shirt on and NOTHING ELSE. 90% of her 4 acre ass was right there for all eyes. Orbiting this planet was several kids, elementary and younger, 1 adult and 2 men at the house beside her going into a house with jaw dropping looks on their faces....of course they had the frontal view. I saw more rolls than 5 Bob Evans restaraunts....as did my wife and 7 year old.

    There aren't any SE Ohio, southern Ohio, West Virginia, Kentucky, Appalachian, Ozark, Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee or Louisiana jokes that can top what my family and I witnessed......at 4:55 pm.....in town. It honestly looked like one of the broads on the boobs or butt threads for jokes.
  • september63
    How did your wife get out of your car? Why were you looking at her and not herding her back into your vehicle?
  • Skyhook79
    Pics or didn't happen.
  • Ironman92
    You don't have to believe me.....but sadly it's true.
  • Ironman92
    If my wife was that size you would have to build a car around her....not sure how you would get her to the factory.
  • O-Trap
    Skyhook79;737146 wrote:Pics or didn't happen.
    He tried, but she didn't fit in the shot.
    ccrunner609;737202 wrote:you forgot to mention the boner it gave you.
    No, that's mantooth.
  • justincredible
    Six to midnight.
  • Little Danny
  • j_crazy
    i saw a guy get hit in the mouth by a duck hook 8 iron. missed me by less than 1 foot. hit the guy sitting in the cart i was leaning on and split his mouth open. that to me is better than a huge bare ass hanging out. did shorten my round of golf yesterday though.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    j_crazy;737994 wrote:i saw a guy get hit in the mouth by a duck hook 8 iron. missed me by less than 1 foot. hit the guy sitting in the cart i was leaning on and split his mouth open. that to me is better than a huge bare ass hanging out. did shorten my round of golf yesterday though.

    Nothing good comes from taking a cart.
  • bases_loaded
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;738167 wrote:Nothing good comes from taking a cart.

    Other than sub 4 hour rounds
  • stroups
    j_crazy;737994 wrote:i saw a guy get hit in the mouth by a duck hook 8 iron. missed me by less than 1 foot. hit the guy sitting in the cart i was leaning on and split his mouth open. that to me is better than a huge bare ass hanging out. did shorten my round of golf yesterday though.

    I got hit in the shin one time with a duck hook line drive. I was sitting on my friends porch and the ball bounced back into the middle of the fairway which was about 50 yards. It was very shocking because I had no idea what was going on when it happened being that it caught me completely by surprise. My shin had a knot on it for a week, I could only image what would happen if it hit me in the mouth.
  • Heretic
    Ironman

    I doubt I'd ever want to be in a situation where I potentially could top this story.
  • THE4RINGZ
    Was she too fat for Fab1 to want to sex up?
  • Heretic
    THE4RINGZ;738382 wrote:Was she too fat for Fab1 to want to sex up?

    THAT'S CRAZY TALK!!!!
  • Fab1b
    You said 420 right? Light it up, I'd smoke that!!! :)
  • Apple
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    bases_loaded;738205 wrote:Other than sub 4 hour rounds


    you need to find new playing partners if you cant walk a round in 3 hours.
  • O-Trap
    I saw a blond mullet on a pasty planet of a woman yesterday at the local Circle K. The kicker? I caught her in the act of a Scratch 'n Sniff.

    Blech.
  • Thread Bomber
    O-Trap;739110 wrote:I saw a blond mullet on a pasty planet of a woman yesterday at the local Circle K. The kicker? I caught her in the act of a Scratch 'n Sniff.

    Blech.
    Scratch and sniff = Remarkable......

    Scratck and taste..... Priceless
  • rmolin73
    Apple;738469 wrote:

    That is disturbing.
  • clickclickboom
    sweet story bro. what time was it? i think that may be relevant
  • Ironman92
    4:55 PM.....right in the middle of a neighborhood...Saturday