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You know you're getting old...

  • dont_belong
    When you turn on a "classic" rock radio station, you know the kind your dad used to force to you listen to and you hear a song from your generation. This happened to me yesterday when I turned on 92.5 the Fox out of Cincy and heard Paradise City. I thought to myself WTF, when did this song become classic rock? Then I realized this song is almost 25 years old...man I'm getting old.
  • thavoice
    ..when your fav movies growing up are on AMC....
  • Polar Bear 73
    No, you know when you are getting old when you are listening to your favorite radio station and your son hears a song from his generation, and says, "I can't believe I heard a song from my generation on your classic rock station". :)
  • Belly35
    No When they play a song by Dusty Springfield and you know Dusty a girl.
  • thavoice
    ..when the kids ya coach in baseball are showing up, legally, at the bars, and are getting married and having kids!
  • Polar Bear 73
    Belly35;720041 wrote:No When they play a song by Dusty Springfield and you know Dusty a girl.
    Or that Buffalo Springfield was a band that had half of CSNY and Loggins and Messina.
  • redrocket
    When the first crap of the day feels better than the loving you got the night before.
  • Cat Food Flambe'
    ..when you're watching a ball game on TV, and the --referees-- look younger than you.
  • berry
    You grind and the walkers get stuck
  • Little Danny
    A few years ago, I started noticing kids of people I watched play in their prime were hitting the spotlight in college football/basketball and pro sports. That's when it first hit me....
  • Steel Valley Football
    ...your ball sac hangs two inches lower than it used to.
  • THE4RINGZ
    You throw the ball with your kid in the front yard for ten minutes and your shoulder hurts for two days.
  • coyotes22
    THE4RINGZ;720280 wrote:You throw the ball with your kid in the front yard for ten minutes and your shoulder hurts for two days.

    At your age, its called stretching first. :D
  • THE4RINGZ
    coyotes22;720319 wrote:At your age, its called stretching first. :D
    At my age that could potentially make it worse.
  • coyotes22
    THE4RINGZ;720321 wrote:At my age that could potentially make it worse.

    O, sucks to be old. :D
  • ytownfootball
    When you have great difficulty sneezing and not farting at the same time....
  • THE4RINGZ
    ytownfootball;720324 wrote:When you have great difficulty sneezing and not farting at the same time....

    I often have the dual blow out like that. FML
  • ytownfootball
    THE4RINGZ;720325 wrote:I often have the dual blow out like that. FML

    Silver lining is that most people concentrate on the sneeze...yeah, not many "God bless You's" coming from folks focused on a wind break.

    it's a damn shame I tell ya
  • Little Danny
    THE4RINGZ;720280 wrote:You throw the ball with your kid in the front yard for ten minutes and your shoulder hurts for two days.

    +1. Still stinging today after throwing the ball around this weekend. The 11 year is starting catch up to the old man as far as how hard and far he can throw it, definitely can do it with more ease.
  • Belly35
    When you fall asleep reading the OC
  • coyotes22
  • Bio-Hazzzzard
    When your wife forgets what a blow job is.
  • oletiger
    when you start looking at moms thinking they are hot.
  • dwccrew
    redrocket;720052 wrote:When the first crap of the day feels better than the loving you got the night before.
    I think that just means you're gay, not old.
    Bio-Hazzzzard;720367 wrote:When your wife forgets what a blow job is.

    She seems to remember with me.

    :D