So I jump ship in Hong Kong

• skank

  

  Someone post the speech he read when christening the boat. It was funny, espescially when he laughed at the end.
• karen lotz

  

  It's easy to grin when your ship comes in,
  and you've got the stock market beat.
  But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile,
  when his shorts are too tight in the seat!