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What is your evil plan?

  • BORIStheCrusher
    http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php :@

    "Your objective is simple: World Domination.
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must obliterate the eiffel tower. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must demonstrate your unholy weapon, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god."

    Don't fuck with me!!! :)
  • CenterBHSFan
    This is hilarious!!! :)

    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?


    Stage Two
    Next, you must desecrate the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.


    Stage Three
    Finally, you must tauntingly wave your great supernatural forces, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on your misdeeds.

    Buy kneepads. NOW!
  • atomica600
    Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a scientist. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, terrified by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?


    Stage Two
    Next, you must poison united nations. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.


    Stage Three
    Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
  • Cleveland Buck
    Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must steal the white house. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must let loose your great supernatural forces, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.
  • stroups
    Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wall street executive. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


    Stage Two
    Next, you must desecrate empire state building. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.


    Stage Three
    Finally, you must send forth your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.