How come I don't get the good offers?

• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Hello My Dear Friend,
  
  
  As it may be of keen interest to you to know about me and why I am sending you this kind of confidential message through this medium. First of all, may I introduce myself to you. I am Barrister Festus Kiyamu martins a solicitor and principal partner of Festus Kiyamu martins & Co. (solicitors) with a registered office here in Lagos -Nigeria
  
  
  My reason of contacting you is based on my attempt to find any relative of my late client who happens to be a citizen of your country, whom until his death I was his personal attorney who shall hereinafter be referred to as my client, who died through auto crash on his way from the beach with his Nigerian girl friend. Since after his death, I have been making several inquiries through your country's Embassy here in Nigeria to locate any of his extended family member, as he did not have any wife or child of his own while he was alive; all my attempts have proved abortive.
  
  I am contacting you to accept so that I can present you to the bank here as my client’s relative and next of kin in other to claim and repatriate the fund valued at $14.5 Million United State Dollars, left behind by my client before it is transferred to the government treasury or declared un-claimable by the bank where it is deposited. The said bank have issued me a notice to provide the next of kin to my client or have the amount transferred to the Government treasury if no response is gotten from me within the next 21 banking days.
  
  Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any of his relatives for over 4 years now, I am hereby seeking for your consent to present you as the next of kin to my late client so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. I feel confident in contacting you because of the fact that both of you shares the same last name and also he is a citizen of your country, which I see will make my presenting you as the next of kin to the bank very easy and workable.
  
  
  I have all the necessary information that pertains to the said account and money, and I will provide all the necessary legal documents that will facilitate your claiming of this fund without any hassle. All I require from you is your honest co-operation and trust in other to enable us see this transaction through.
  
  
  I guarantee that you will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you and me. Please get in touch with me through my Altanetive email ([email protected]) address or better still give me a call on my +234 8137425312
  

  wtf i gotta die for?
• Nate

  lol
• justincredible

  

  That sucks. Do you get a bunch of virgins when you die, though?
• O-Trap

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ;703440 wrote:wtf i gotta die for?

  Scamfail.
• dlazz

  "Please get in touch with me through my Altanetive email"
  
  wat
• ernest_t_bass

  

  You just revealed personal information. Infraction point!
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Martins Featus? I used to smoke pot with that dude.
• O-Trap

  

  I love that he even claims to be in Nigeria.
  
  n00b
• gorocks99

  

  At least the execution will be safe to you and Martins. No dirty needles or wobbly guillotines.
• O-Trap

  

  gorocks99;703514 wrote:... the execution will be safe ...

  What the what?
• thavoice

  Respond to him in 22 banking days and apologize ya missed teh 21 day deadline.
• password

  

  Reply back and tell him that he will need to join ohiochatter.com and discuss this opportunity in a open forum, tell him that you have found some of his kin posting on this site and they want their money.
• O-Trap

  

  password;703679 wrote:Reply back and tell him that he will need to join ohiochatter.com and discuss this opportunity in a open forum, tell him that you have found some of his kin posting on this site and they want their money.

  
  This.
• Mr. 300

  

  I am Barrister Festus Kiyamu martins a solicitor and principal partner of Festus Kiyamu martins & Co. (solicitors)
  
  
  
  That sounds so legit. I'm in.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Mr. 300;703793 wrote:I am Barrister Festus Kiyamu martins a solicitor and principal partner of Festus Kiyamu martins & Co. (solicitors)
  
  
  
  That sounds so legit. I'm in.

  So should I just send my credit card number to you directly?
• sportswizuhrd

  So his rich client died 4 years ago and no one has been looking for him? Dude must have been a major dick head.
• sportswizuhrd

  password;703679 wrote:Reply back and tell him that he will need to join ohiochatter.com and discuss this opportunity in a open forum, tell him that you have found some of his kin posting on this site and they want their money.

  
  This for a second time.