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Not doing that again…………….ever

  • Society
    Sage wrote: And Earnest, I'm a prick because I'm shallow and find mid-grade satisfaction out of being a prick on an internet forum. Much more fun than passing out cyber hand jobs to people I don't know, yadig, yadig?
    That does go on a lot around here.
  • ernest_t_bass
  • killdeer
    will never jump from balcony to balcony at Sawyer Hall, University of Cincinnati again....
    no ramifications (thankfully) from when I did; but for every balcony jumper, there is a statistic.

    Plus, I'm old and fat now.
  • pmoney25
    Count me in on MD 20/20 Strawberry Banana and Grape. If I even see/smell that stuff, I start to vomit.

    But to say that it never helped me with my nights goal would be not giving it its just due. Whether that's good or not is a whole different story.
  • End of Line
    I will never do 3 beers in a Bierstick ever again. The beer was so cold my wind pipe closed on me.
  • Fab1b
    I will also never drink Southern Comfort or Jagermeister ever again!!
  • killdeer
    Alabama Slammers at the Black Forest Inn, North Campus, OSU.
    the night before girlfriend's (now wife's) graduation...
    wondering...while sitting in the 'Shoe...in the middle of a packed house...how I was ever going to get out, if need be, the next day.
  • justincredible
    Fab1b wrote: I will also never drink Southern Comfort or Jagermeister ever again!!
    No more SoCo? I may have to strip you of your moderating duties!
  • Fab1b
    Southern Comfort hurt me bad last time!!
  • sleeper
    I will never have sex with a teddy bear.

    That is all.
  • End of Line
    ^^^^^hahahaha
  • NNN
    I will never again assume that an owl lying on the ground is "presenting".

    There are no more details beyond that.
  • Red_Skin_Pride
    Britney Spears. She was rubbish.
  • nc52
    i swear it was just a phase
  • dwccrew
    wes_mantooth wrote:
    Crazy talk. Loved the Smurf Piss(Hawaii Blue or something like that) and the grape......Nothing better than getting hammered for 3 bucks. And that shit is an aphrodisiac.....scored more tail on mad dog nights!!!
    Well when you are having sex with mad dogs, it is easy to score tail.
    ernest_t_bass wrote:
    Are you kidding? How is that fail? That has win written all over it!!!!
    sleeper wrote: I will never have sex with a teddy bear.

    That is all.
    Again?
  • Swamp Fox
    smoke
  • redrocket
    One word, skateboard. And yes it left a mark.
  • Flash
    Was making a cake for my wifes B-day and the cord to the beater came loose and fell in the batter. I picked it up and tried to suck the batter off it (without unplugging it from the outlet). That was the last time I tried that.
  • GoChiefs
    ^^Wow..I think I'd be keeping that one to yourself. LOL
  • Manhattan Buckeye
    Jumping off a coal tipple into the Ohio River from about an 80 foot elevation, have no idea why I was that stupid.
  • WebFire
    Fab1b wrote: I will also never drink Southern Comfort or Jagermeister ever again!!
    That is extreme!
  • cbus4life
    Tub Girl.
  • Con_Alma
    Letting my friends go look for the car in the parking lot of the old Colosseum after a Rush concert while I slept on a snow mound under a light pole.

    I'll never do that again.
  • vball10set
    will never do 21 shots on my 21st birthday again--for obvious reasons... :p
  • Fab1b
    WebFire wrote:
    Fab1b wrote: I will also never drink Southern Comfort or Jagermeister ever again!!
    That is extreme!
    The night before a buddy's bachelor party a few years ago in Toledo. A few of us polished off a bottle of Jager and SoCo on top of Bud Lights. I have never felt worse in my life, I puked for hours and was so hungover the next day I couldn't even stand to take a drink of any alcohol at the bachelor party the next night. To this day if you open a bottle of SoCo or Jager around me and I catch a sniff of it the gagging starts!!