Cadillac seriously damaged in crash

• LJ

  

  Tiger Woods is ok
• Stiffman

  

  LOL. Will they be able to fix the 'lac?
• LJ

  

  It's in serious condition right now. Details from the body shop are not currently being released.
• Stiffman

  

  Wonder if the vehicle was on the juice - you know, NOX.
• wes_mantooth

  

  This thread needs stickied.......horrible, horrible situation!!
• LJ

  

  I heard from a source that the gold emblem was stolen by the tow truck driver. Just a horrible situation all around.
• Stiffman

  

  How many gallons of ethanol does it take to get a escalade drunk? oh man..what's the alcohol content of that stuff? what about that flex fuel stuff? is the alcohol content higher in that stuff?
  
  I sure hope the lac wasn't being driven while drunk. how much are those dwd fines?
• tk421

  

  So, how exactly do you perform a sobriety test on an Escalade? Anyone have any experience in that area?
• LJ

  

  tk421 wrote: So, how exactly do you perform a sobriety test on an Escalade? Anyone have any experience in that area?

  I think they have to fly in special investigators from Nippon
• LJ

  

  Too gruesome to release
• wildcats20

  

  How are the 26's?????
• LJ

  

  wildcats20 wrote: How are the 26's?????

  Multiple fractures I'm told
• David St. Hubbins

  

  Bet they had to airlift it.
• wildcats20

  

  LJ wrote:

  wildcats20 wrote: How are the 26's?????

  Multiple fractures I'm told

  Shit. Medical bills for 26's are out of this world.
• Stiffman

  

  Wrong people wildcats. Stars like Tiger (golf ballers) don't upgrade whips like that. Us common folk and other (rock, foot, base, basket) ballers.....well, that's another story.
• Stiffman

  

  LJ wrote: Multiple fractures I'm told

  Say it ain't so. Tiger was driving someone else's whip? Was it Shaq's?
• wildcats20

  

  Stiffman wrote:

  LJ wrote: Multiple fractures I'm told

  Say it ain't so. Tiger was driving someone else's whip? Was it Shaq's?

  Must have been, he lives down the street.
• tk421

  

  What about the fuzzy dice on the mirror? As long as the fuzzy dice made it, I can finally go to sleep.
• Stiffman

  

  Go to bed tk. I can assure you the fuzzy dice on the mirror are ok. The fuzzy dice on the driver...well, that's another story bro. From what I hear, they might have been the cause of the accident. There's some concern that the driver let another woman roll sevens with them.
• GoPens

  

  Wow, when I heard that Tiger's Caddy was in an accident I was wondering why Steve Williams was zipping out of Tiger's driveway like that...
• Stiffman

  

  GoPens wrote: Wow, when I heard that Tiger's Caddy was in an accident I was wondering why Steve Williams was zipping out of Tiger's driveway like that...

  Tiger named his Escalade Steve Williams? That ain't right. Ain't it enough for him to carry Tiger around the golf course? Now Tiger adds insult to injury by making him carry him around Florida? Wow - maybe the Caddy has a passive agressive side and crashed itself to send Tiger a message.....
• zambrown

  

  GoPens wrote: Wow, when I heard that Tiger's Caddy was in an accident I was wondering why Steve Williams was zipping out of Tiger's driveway like that...

  
  
  Hilarious! This whole thread is great!
• LJ

  

  Shut up woman, get on my horse
  
  
• wes_mantooth

  

  Any more updates on the Caddy? Has it been transported? I am not sure if I will be able to sleep without knowing.
• BlueDevil11

  

  Is it out of the shop yet, or will it need to stay for more tests?