Well it was all that I could do to keep from crying

• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Sometimes it seemed so useless to remain... but you don't have to call me "darlin", darlin...
• GoChiefs

  

  You never even called me by my name.
  
  You don't have to call me Waylon Jennings.
  And you don't have to call me Charlie Pride.
  And you don't have to call me Merle Haggard anymore,
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  even though you're on my fightin siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
• fiver

  And I'll hang around as long as you will let me,
  And I never minded standin' in the rain.
• GoChiefs

  

  But you don't have to call me darlin', darlin
  You never even called me by my name.
  
  Well I've heard my name a few times in your phone book.
  (Hello, Hello.)
• vikingfan74

  And I've seen it on signs where I've played.
  But the only time I know, I'll hear David Allan Coe,
• GoChiefs

  

  IS WHEN JESUS HAS HIS FINAL JUDGMENT DAY
  
  AND I’LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
  AND I NEVER MINDED STANDIN’ IN THE RAIN
  BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN’, DARLIN’
  YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME
• coyotes22

  

  wow
• GoChiefs

  

  coyotes22 wrote: wow

  That's not in the song princess!
• GoChiefs

  

  WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED STEVE GOODMAN WROTE THAT SONG
  AND HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
  I WROTE HIM BACK A LETTER AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG BECAUSE HE HADN'T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT MAMA,
  OR TRAINS,
  OR TRUCKS,
  OR PRISON,
  OR GETTING DRUNK
  WELL HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE ANOTHER VERSE TO THE SONG
  AND HE SENT IT TO ME,
  AND AFTER READING IT,
  I REALIZED THAT MY FRIEND HAD WRITTEN THE PERFECT
  COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
  AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT ON THIS ALBUM
  THE LAST VERSE GOES LIKE THIS HERE:
• ernest_t_bass

  

  WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
  AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
  BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
  SHE GOT RUNNED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN
• GoChiefs

  

  AND I'LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
  AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING IN THE RAIN
  NO, AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN, DARLIN
  YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME
  WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DON'T CALL ME
  WHY DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME