Best Prank

• karen lotz

  

  so the bitch about the roommate thread reminded me of the best prank I've ever been a part of pulling off...
  
  So about 3 years ago, me and 3 other guys lived in an apartment together. We all got along pretty well for the most part but one of the guys, who we will call John, was a complete douchebag so he had it coming. We had been planning on doin something to him and filled an empty 100 proof Absolut bottle with water and put it back with the other liquor bottles but had no idea how great it would turn out to be. We originally had planned on all taking shots of water and watching him react, but it worked out much better this way.
  
  Thursday nights were poker nights and on one of them John decides to go to happy hour before we play and he is already a little buzzed when we start. He wants to keep drinking and suggests we all do shots of Jack as we play, we all say no to Jack but say we will do double shots of "vodka" instead. John, always trying to act like the cool and tough guy, says he will do double shots of Jack while we do our shots. Over the next hour or so we proceed to do about 6 or 7 rounds of shots (us water, him Jack). John is completely belligerent and has lost all of his money in poker. The rest of us are acting like we are hammered, slurring words, being loud and obnoxious all the while tryng to not laugh too hard at John.
  
  We finally get done playing around 3 am and are hungry so we come up with the idea to walk to Teejays to eat. John is so hammered that he can barely order his food, is arguing with one of the other guys because he is wearing John's coat. He is being loud and rude and at one point asks the waitress "where is the fucking ketchup?" At this point it was just awkward for all of us so we just went home. John had to call off work the next day and spent all day either in bed or kneeling in front of the toilet. The best part of the whole thing is he had no clue he was the only one drinking and to this day we all drop hints about the nights events...he just thinks we all really like vodka...
  
  so what are some of the best pranks you have pulled off??
• capninsano

  Awesome prank Farva
• Rod_Belding

  

  capninsano wrote: Awesome prank Farva

  Oh, shit, I got you good, you fucker!
  
  
  P.S. Karen that's a helluva story! You got any more?
• Quint

  

  After watching some ghost show on the Discovery Channel. . . I thought it would be funny if I tried to convince my roommates the house was haunted. I am a night owl, and I usually do most of my studying a little later than my other two roommates. So. . .right before I would go to bed, while my other two roommates were fast asleep, I would go out into our living room, and I would move a few random things. Nothing too big, just enough that my roommates would think, "I don't remember putting that there." One time I put my roommate's glasses in his lunch cooler. I stacked the other's books up on a table. . . etc. I kept escalating what I would move the night before. Finally, I started moving furniture. I tipped the couch over one night, and the next I took an end table and turned it upside down.
  
  Neither roommate had said anything to me about the things that were being moved. Finally, after about 2 weeks of doing this, and making things more blatant, my roommate sat down next to me in class and said, "I think Rob (the other roommate), is effing with me." He went on to explain all of the things I had been doing. About 2 days later, my two roommates confronted each other, both of them denying any wrong doing. They asked me if I was doing it. . . I said, "No." (it was extremely hard not laughing, because they were arguing about it) That night, they both came to me separately to talk about it. The first roommate was convinced the other roommate was doing it. However, the funny thing was the effect it had on the other roommate, Rob. He came to me and said, "I seriously think the house is haunted. What do we do? Do we move? I think we should call the cops." He was legitimately freaked out, and I had to tell him I was the one behind it.
  
  I was very proud of my lying ability. haha
• capninsano

  I have a roommate who also thinks our house is haunted....I may have to try that one out lol
• alwaysafan

  
• darbypitcher22

  

  haven't pranked roommates
• GoChiefs

  

  Not really a prank..but could be kinda I guess..first off..let me start by saying I chew smokeless tobacco..I keep me a 1 liter bottle in my vehicle for a spitter. Well..one morning..about 4:30..I'm going to work on the highway..not another soul around..when this dude on a motorcycle gets on my ass..he's riding my rear bumper for about 5 miles..nobody around..can easily just get over and go around..but he doesn't..so I get over in the other lane..and he just switches lanes with me..now mind you..first off..I have a short fuse and get road rage easily. Well this guy wasn't wearing a helmet or anything...so I just rolled my window down..and dumped my 3/4 full spit bottle out the window. Covered his ass. He hurried up and pulled over and I stepped on the gas in case he decided he was going to try to catch up! Wish I could have seen his face when he realized what it was!
• Stiffman

  

  That's nasty gochiefs.
• GoChiefs

  

  Yes..I am completely aware of that..soooo..if you ever see an Expedition with a Logan Chieftains sticker in the back window..remember to keep your distance.
• hasbeen

  

  Stiffman wrote: That's nasty gochiefs.

  understatement for my drunk night.
• GoChiefs

  

  Hey..it's not like I didn't give him time or any warning! This went on for about 10 minutes! Multiple brake checks from me and multiple middle fingers from him! LOL
• Nate

  In college, we had a person on our wing named "Tool Eric" for reasons beyond explanation. One night he decided to get totally wasted and annoy the shit out of all of us. He is in the hall making unnecessary noises during a week night at like 2 or 3 in the morning. (I'm a night owl). So I go to the dorm bathroom to wash up and brush my teeth, as I am leaving I notice him come in and take a squat in one of the stalls. I run to my room and proceed to tell my roommate of my evil plan to get him back. My roommate, another friend and I decided to grab 3 big gulp cups. Ran to the sicks and filled them with extremely cold water. As Tool was doing his business, we placed a well timed splash of cold water as he was dropping the Cosby's off. He starts screaming his lungs out. We run back to our rooms and lock the door. He proceeds to run up and down the hall screaming saying he was going to stab the f*cker. Our friend who was asleep for quite sometime was woken by the noise. He was not happy. He came out into the hall and confronted the Tool and told him if he didn't shut the f up he was going to kick his ass cause he didn't know what the noise was all about. We proceeded to tell our friend the next morning and he cracked up about it. Tool never discovered who did it but assumed it was our friend who confronted him.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  Keebler wrote: In college, we had a person on our wing named "Tool Eric" for reasons beyond explanation. One night he decided to get totally wasted and annoy the shit out of all of us. He is in the hall making unnecessary noises during a week night at like 2 or 3 in the morning. (I'm a night owl). So I go to the dorm bathroom to wash up and brush my teeth, as I am leaving I notice him come in and take a squat in one of the stalls. I run to my room and proceed to tell my roommate of my evil plan to get him back. My roommate, another friend and I decided to grab 3 big gulp cups. Ran to the sicks and filled them with extremely cold water. As Tool was doing his business, we placed a well timed splash of cold water as he was dropping the Cosby's off. He starts screaming his lungs out. We run back to our rooms and lock the door. He proceeds to run up and down the hall screaming saying he was going to stab the f*cker. Our friend who was asleep for quite sometime was woken by the noise. He was not happy. He came out into the hall and confronted the Tool and told him if he didn't shut the f up he was going to kick his ass cause he didn't know what the noise was all about. We proceeded to tell our friend the next morning and he cracked up about it. Tool never discovered who did it but assumed it was our friend who confronted him.

  big gulp huh? WELP, cya later!
• MFMedic28

  OK, I work part time as a firefighter/paramedic. Needless to say, pranks are played all the time in the firehouse. One of my best ones was a really simple one, but the end result was about 10 times what I had expected.
  
  One main rule in the house is to NEVER leave your cell phone unattended. If you do, it will end up in another language, your background pic changed to some guys genitals, etc. Well, I decided to change the banner on one guys brand new phone to read "No Service". Pretty simple joke (easily fixed)...or so I thought. I made the change before ending our shift in the morning. We all went home without him finding the message. Well, about 2 weeks later, I had forgotten about doing this to his phone. It hit me one day, and I asked him "Did your phone lose service about 2 weeks ago?". He replied "Yes, how did you know?" I proceeded to tell him about the prank, just to see how it turned out. He looked like he was ready to hit me! He proceeded to tell me that he found it when he got home. So he called his cell company to tell them about this problem with his new phone. Now, he had 5 bars indicating full service. Yet, at no time did he try placing or receiving a call on the phone to test it. He went right to the cell phone company. They walked him through about 20 different things to try to get the phone to "work", forwarded his call to about 4 other operators, and even had him call the phone's manufacturer. About 5 hours later...still "no service". At no time did the cell company tell him to try to actually place a call. So, his final options were to spend the next 3 days (Friday, Saturday, and Sunday) without a cell phone, or drive about 60 miles to Pittsburgh to pick up a new one. He chose to wait for a new one to be mailed to him on Monday. He turned the phone off, waited for the new one 3 days later, and boxed it up and sent it back.
  
  I just can't help but wonder what the person at Motorola thought when they received the phone and ran tests to see what the problem was, and realized what had actually happened. It had to be classic.
  
  I am still amazed how something so simple could blow up into a 5 hour ordeal on the phone with a cell company, and 3 long days without a cell phone.
• Nate

  MFMedic28 : That's amazing. LOL
• Darkon

  

  A friend of mine, his brother and father are constantly pulling pranks on each other. Sending each other to gay porn etc..etc..
  Well my friend decided to take out an add in the paper selling his mother and fathers house. Very nice add with pictures property size and all. Set a very low price, stating they wanted to move to florida before winter. Had "open house" dates stated for people to come and view the house.
  People were showing up and knocking on the door. The father had to put put a sign in the yard stating "House Sold".
  
  A couple of weeks later the son was home for a family event. While he was in the shower his father needed something from the bathroom and his son told him to come on in and get it. So his father comes in and takes his clothes and suit case and tells the son they will see him there.
  Son gets out of shower and has nothing.
  Ends up wearing his fathers clothes, which he is shorter and more round than his son.
  Son shows up to find his suit case on the kitchen table at his brothers with a note that says"Paybacks a Bitch".
  
  Love hanging around this family. What a lot of fun.
• bcubed

  

  I worked with a chick that told a story on herself about chapstick! Her husband is a farmer and they we're out driving around cutting wood one winter day and her lips got chapped (the ones on her face). They we're on the way home and had to stop and get gas and before he got out of the truck she asked him if he had any chapstick. He said he didn't and proceeded to fill the gas tank. When he went inside to pay she started searching through the middle console and low and behold she found a tube of chapstick. Needless to say she was a little ticked off that he was holding out on her. So after she applied the lip balm LIBERALY, he got back in the truck and she asked him are you sure you don't have any chapstick over and over. Then finally she gets mad and says then what is this tube of chapstick you fucker? To which he states that is a tube of chapstick but I don't think you want to use that tube. She asks him why not and he says because that is the tube of chapstick that I use on my ass when I'm out working on the farm and my bunghole gets chapped.
• alwaysafan

  bcubed wrote: I worked with a chick that told a story on herself about chapstick! Her husband is a farmer and they we're out driving around cutting wood one winter day and her lips got chapped (the ones on her face). They we're on the way home and had to stop and get gas and before he got out of the truck she asked him if he had any chapstick. He said he didn't and proceeded to fill the gas tank. When he went inside to pay she started searching through the middle console and low and behold she found a tube of chapstick. Needless to say she was a little ticked off that he was holding out on her. So after she applied the lip balm LIBERALY, he got back in the truck and she asked him are you sure you don't have any chapstick over and over. Then finally she gets mad and says then what is this tube of chapstick you fucker? To which he states that is a tube of chapstick but I don't think you want to use that tube. She asks him why not and he says because that is the tube of chapstick that I use on my ass when I'm out working on the farm and my bunghole gets chapped.

  And I am Britney Spears.
• bcubed

  

  alwaysafan wrote:

  bcubed wrote: I worked with a chick that told a story on herself about chapstick! Her husband is a farmer and they we're out driving around cutting wood one winter day and her lips got chapped (the ones on her face). They we're on the way home and had to stop and get gas and before he got out of the truck she asked him if he had any chapstick. He said he didn't and proceeded to fill the gas tank. When he went inside to pay she started searching through the middle console and low and behold she found a tube of chapstick. Needless to say she was a little ticked off that he was holding out on her. So after she applied the lip balm LIBERALY, he got back in the truck and she asked him are you sure you don't have any chapstick over and over. Then finally she gets mad and says then what is this tube of chapstick you fucker? To which he states that is a tube of chapstick but I don't think you want to use that tube. She asks him why not and he says because that is the tube of chapstick that I use on my ass when I'm out working on the farm and my bunghole gets chapped.

  
  And I am Britney Spears.

  I am dead serious! I couldn't believe it either but she actually told us this.
• dlazz

  capninsano wrote: Awesome prank Farva

  I nominate this as "Best Post of 2009"