Beer vs. Vagina

• Red_Skin_Pride

  

  Beer Vs. Vagina
  1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
  One point to BEER
  
  
  
  
  2. Warm beer tastes awful.
  One point to VAGINA
  
  
  
  
  3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
  One point to BEER
  
  
  
  
  4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a
  hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
  One point to VAGINA
  
  
  
  
  5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make
  a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina
  your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's
  definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point
  of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call
  it a DRAW for the time being.
  
  
  
  
  6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten
  vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
  
  
  One point to VAGINA
  
  
  
  
  7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation
  may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a
  legend.
  One point to VAGINA
  2 years ago
  Additional Details
  9. You normally don't find old beer.
  One point to BEER
  
  
  
  
  10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers.
  Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
  
  
  One point to VAGINA
  
  
  
  
  11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off
  panties is fun.
  One point to VAGINA
  
  
  
  
  12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
  One point to VAGINA
  
  
  
  
  13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed
  off. One point to BEER
  
  
  
  
  14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to
  open a bottle or a can.
  One point to BEER
  
  
  
  
  15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually
  it settles down.
  One point to BEER
  
  
  
  
  16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,
  ale, lager, etc.
  One point to BEER
  
  
  
  
  17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
  One point to BEER
  
  
  
  
  18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
  One point to BEER
  2 years ago
  
  19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after
  you drink it.
  One point to BEER
  
  
  20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take
  you weeks.
  One Point to BEER
  
  
  
  
  21. Beer won't whine at you when you try to drink it
  One point to BEER
  
  
  
  
  *Final Score 12 BEER/ 8 VAGINA*
  
  
  
  
  That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner
  is: BEER
  
  
  
  
  PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded
  or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would
  experience none of those feelings, let alone express them,
  an extra point for BEER!
• FatHobbit

  

  why is there no #8?
• rmolin73

  

  Too much beer and not enough vagina.
• reclegend22

  

  FatHobbit wrote:why is there no #8?

  After reading the entire post, this was my only concern as well. Lol.
  
  Creative nonetheless.
• Apple

  

  Can't beer and vagina just coexist? There has to be a happy medium, right?
• sleeper

  

  I'd rather have vagina.
• I Wear Pants

  Apple wrote: Can't beer and vagina just coexist? There has to be a happy medium, right?

  Pour beer on the vagina and see how that works out for you.
• mattinctown

  Don't really like beer, so I'll gladly take vagina
• enigmaax

  I didn't read the whole op, but it reminds me of a question we used to pose.
  
  River of beer OR river of beer with chics?
  
  The obvious answer is river of beer....because if you have a river of beer, what else do you really need?
  
  I do, however, understand the dudes who can't really get any vagina trying to overplay its value.
• sonofsam

  

  great points. You forgot on final point though...
  
  No matter what happens... You can always get/buy/share more beer...
  
  + an undisclosed amount for beer.
• Thread Bomber

  

  Many people have bought beer for me. I guess I have no friends because no one has ever paid for my pussy.
• Websurfinbird

  

  I Wear Pants wrote:

  Apple wrote: Can't beer and vagina just coexist? There has to be a happy medium, right?

  Pour beer on the vagina and see how that works out for you.

  Yeah that will likely give her a yeast infection, so probably not the best idea .... just sayin!
• GoChiefs

  

  Websurfinbird wrote: Yeah that will likely give her a yeast infection, so probably not the best idea .... just sayin!

  
• FatHobbit

  

  Websurfinbird wrote:

  I Wear Pants wrote:

  Apple wrote: Can't beer and vagina just coexist? There has to be a happy medium, right?

  Pour beer on the vagina and see how that works out for you.

  Yeah that will likely give her a yeast infection, so probably not the best idea .... just sayin!

  I'm not so sure that beer yeast is the same as vag yeast. (To be fair there are plenty of internet sites that say beer can give you a yeast infection, but I only picked two that agreed with me.)
  
  http://www.lisabarger.com/is-it-true/does-bread-feed-yeast-infections.html
  
  http://cardhouse.com/berk/science99_4.htm
• Foul Tip

  Is there anything attached to the vagina?
• Cleveland Buck

  

  Many of those from #13 through #21 should be worth more than 1 point. You also forgot one that is worth 10 points for beer, beer can't talk.
• O-Trap

  

  Apple wrote: Can't beer and vagina just coexist? There has to be a happy medium, right?

  Trust me. This works.
• HitsRus

  

  sleeper wrote: I'd rather have vagina.

  
  
  Of course YOU would...you only want the things you can't get.
  
  
  Another point for Vag....
  
  
  Both give good head...but what would you rather have.
• darbypitcher22

  

  Once again, beer appears to be the undisputed champion
• sleeper

  

  HitsRus wrote:

  sleeper wrote: I'd rather have vagina.

  
  
  Of course YOU would...you only want the things you can't get.
  

  
  Sad, but true.