Hey Married Guys...

• sherm03

  

  My soon-to-be wife is fighting with her sister (who just happens to be the maid-of-honor at our wedding). It's been brewing for awhile now and they've really been going at it tonight.
  
  How do you keep from punching your sister-in-law in the tit when she's acting like a bitch?
• 2quik4u

  

  by punching her in the uterus
• Fab1b

  

  You could just squeeze the tit or tits instead of punching it, just a thought
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Usually head to the corner bar and drink until closing time
• mattinctown

  Do them both at the same time
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Do her brother.
• Timber

  Can you do a "Bare tit punch?"
• justincredible

  

  mattinctown wrote: Do them both at the same time

  This is the only possible solution.
• Trueblue23

  

  Wait to she falls asleep, film "One Bitch Two Chatters".
  
  I'll be there in 1 hour.
• 2quik4u

  

  ^^ lol
• berry

  Do not hit your sister-in-law in the tit.
  
  A well placed shot between the tits might calm her down.
• Apple

  

  Call your soon-to-be father-in-law and invite him over for a beer.
• bigkahuna

  ^This
  
  Or, put the sister-in-law in her place. Tell her the wedding doesn't need her, so calm the fuck down of GTFO.
  
  I actually did that with my brother-in-law and his fiance.
• sherm03

  

  My father-in-law was too heartbroken (and drunk) after the Penquins loss today to go out for a beer.
  
  And I basically told my sister-in-law that we don't need her and if she wants to keep acting like a cunt then I don't want her in my wedding. That only seemed to upset my fiancee more.
  
  Should I stay out of this or am I in the right telling my sister-in-law that she's acting like a bitch? After their fight tonight, my fiancee cried for hours. She hadn't cried that hard since her mom passed away. I couldn't stand seeing her so upset...and felt I had to speak up.
  
  Looks like I'm starting things off in this family with a bang.
• Shane Falco

  Do the smart thing...
  
  
  
  Go down to the Court house today and get married.
  Saves time, money and the fighting.Your friends will thank you later!
• Chesapeake

  

  justincredible wrote:

  mattinctown wrote: Do them both at the same time

  This is the only possible solution.

  In the teeter totter position.
• Con_Alma

  You gain nothing by punching her or telling her she's a bitch. Let it play itself out.
  
  She's going to be your sister-in-law forever. After your future wife and your future sister-in-law kiss and make up you don't want to be the only bad thing they remember from the squabble.
• iluvz

  Bad move Sherm, I'm sure you meant well, but she probably wasn't looking or needing for you to fix it for her, just for you to be there and support her. Con_Alma nailed it.
• Def Leopard

  Stay out of it and let your fiancee' fight her own battles.
• enigmaax

  Shane Falco wrote: Do the smart thing...
  
  
  
  Don't get married.

  Exactly.
• se-alum

  

  I probably would've just stayed out of it, but been there to console my fiancee'.
• jmog

  After being married for over 10 years, if there is only one thing I've learned, its stay out of your wife's/fiance's fights with her family.
  
  Be there to console her, listen to her, agree with her "side" but don't get in the middle.
  
  In the end the "in-law" will be upset with you and so will the wife.
• Heretic

  

  Con_Alma wrote: You gain nothing by punching her or telling her she's a bitch. Let it play itself out.
  
  She's going to be your sister-in-law forever. After your future wife and your future sister-in-law kiss and make up you don't want to be the only bad thing they remember from the squabble.

  Make sure you get pics of this. Post them here. Thanks in advance.
• ts1227

  

  enigmaax wrote:

  Shane Falco wrote: Do the smart thing...
  
  
  
  Don't get married.

  Exactly.

  this +infinity. twice.
• j_crazy

  

  some great ideas. but IMO, if any situation has ever called for a cunt punt, it's this.