Confucious Say..

• Trueblue23

  

  Girl meets boy in park
  
  Boy parks meat in girl
• SQ_Crazies

  

  lol
• Fab1b

  

  Nice
• se-alum

  

  "He who stands on toilet is high on pot"
• Devils Advocate

  

  "He who lets fart in church sits in own pew"
• Red_Skin_Pride

  

  "He who makes war with his wife during the day gets no piece at night"
• darbypitcher22

  

  Baseball is Wrong. Man cannot walk with four balls
• gerb131

  

  People who pat you on the back are only looking for the soft spot to stick the knife.
• BigAppleBuckeye

  

  "Man with hand in pocket feel foolish ... Man with hole in pocket feel nuts."
• Foul Tip

  Man who go through turnstile at airport sideways going to Bangkok.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
• stroups

  

  He who sticks his dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts.
• bcubed

  

  Man stuck in pantry have ass in jam
• redfalcon

  

  Boy who goes to bed with sex problem on mind awakes with solution on hand
• TBone14

  

  Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
• Apple

  

  Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
• ts1227

  

  "He who is stuck in a pantry has his ass in a jam"
• Trueblue23

  

  bcubed wrote: Man stuck in pantry have ass in jam

  ts1227 wrote: "He who is stuck in a pantry has his ass in a jam"

  Do I hear an echo?
• ts1227

  

  I missed it, looked and completely passed over it
• SQ_Crazies

  

  ccrunner609 wrote: "Women with big hands make dick look small"

  So this is why you think every girl you've been with has big hands...it all makes sense now!
• Rotinaj

  

  Trueblue23 wrote:

  bcubed wrote: Man stuck in pantry have ass in jam

  ts1227 wrote: "He who is stuck in a pantry has his ass in a jam"

  Do I hear an echo?

  Do i hear an echo?
• Stiffman

  

  Man who run in front of car get tired.
• coyotes22

  

  "Man who dreams of mufflers, wakes up exhausted"
• sonofsam

  

  There is no such thing as rape, women run faster with skirt up then man do with pants down.
• Stiffman

  

  Man who chase car, gets exhausted.