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Just watched 'Stepbrothers' for probably the dozenth time, one question I have...

  • Manhattan Buckeye
    Are bonito fish big?
  • THE4RINGZ
    Don't know but they are awesome with some fancy sauce
  • Rotinaj
    Fuckin catalina wine mixer.
  • sherm03
    Umm...they're what's considered a trophy fish...so...umm...ya, they're pretty big.
  • Manhattan Buckeye
    sherm03 wrote: Umm...they're what's considered a trophy fish...so...umm...ya, they're pretty big.
    Oh God, you're impressive.
  • THE4RINGZ
    What's your favorite non-pornographic magazine to spank it to?
  • gibby08
    I don't know what it is about your face...but I wanna plant one of these right in your suckhole
  • Benny The Jet
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  • wes_mantooth
    I am so not a raper.
  • THE4RINGZ
    Don't touch my drumset
  • swamisez
    John Stamos.....Did we just become best friends? Yep!
  • THE4RINGZ
    Can we make our beds into bunk beds?
  • Trueblue23
    You're fuckin high!
  • THE4RINGZ
    The only reason you are living here is because my dad and I both think your mom is hot.
  • justincredible
    CHEWBACCA MASKS!!! It's okay that mine isn't movie quality.
  • The Equalizer
    Sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm going to kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!
  • jordo212000
    "everytime I cum I produce a quart"
    "Brennan, that's offensive!!!"
  • sonofsam
    justincredible wrote: CHEWBACCA MASKS!!! It's okay that mine isn't movie quality.
    I love that line! My other favorite: "What the fucking fuck?!?"
  • darbypitcher22
    "It was Johnnie Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and we were blazin' that shit up every day..."
  • goosebumps
    We're here to fuck shit up
  • The Equalizer
    Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

    I'll kiss you on the mouth, Kenny Rogers.

    I can taste it. On my tongue. Is that onion? Onion and... Onion and ketchup. Okay. Now the tuxedos seem kind of fucked up.

    Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.

    I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.

    You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors
    You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
  • sherm03
    Dad, we're men. That means a few things. We like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, we make our own beef jerky...that's what we do. And now that is all wrecked.

    We literally have never done any of those things.
  • sonofsam
    The Equalizer wrote: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

    I'll kiss you on the mouth, Kenny Rogers.

    I can taste it. On my tongue. Is that onion? Onion and... Onion and ketchup. Okay. Now the tuxedos seem kind of fucked up.

    Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.

    I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.

    You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors
    You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!

    Absolutely CLASSIC :)
  • jordo212000
    You sound insane. You need medicated
  • sonofsam
    jordo212000 wrote: You sound insane. You need medicated
    YES!!! This +1!!! Half the posters on here! :)