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Pizza Rolls

  • Heretic
    Totinos in the house!!!! Pizza rolls are great "I'm fucked up and need SOMETHING!!!" food. Dump some hot sauce on them while baking them and melt cheese on top of them and you have the food of the gods.
  • Rider_In_Ttown
    I make sure the freezer has pizza rolls in it at all times. Best food to eat when you are hammered. It also has to be Totino's. The wife has brought home the Meijer brand and Kroger and both taste like shit even when hammered.
  • sonofsam
    Rider_In_Ttown wrote: I make sure the freezer has pizza rolls in it at all times. Best food to eat when you are hammered. It also has to be Totino's. The wife has brought home the Meijer brand and Kroger and both taste like shit even when hammered.
    Agreed. Only brand acceptable is Totino's.
  • darbypitcher22
    they're ok. Not the be all end all of late night snacks, but a solid choice if you feel like running the microwave
  • sonofsam
    darbypitcher22 wrote: they're ok. Not the be all end all of late night snacks, but a solid choice if you feel like running the microwave
    They don't sell cock flavored cheese balls to normal people. Only in Hilliard where you became addicted. If they were sold here, I would move. lol
  • Fab4Runner
    I don't know why but I just don't like Pizza Rolls. Love pizza so I keep trying to like em...just doesn't work.
  • ts1227
    Rider_In_Ttown wrote: I make sure the freezer has pizza rolls in it at all times. Best food to eat when you are hammered. It also has to be Totino's. The wife has brought home the Meijer brand and Kroger and both taste like shit even when hammered.
    This.

    I buy tons of generic stuff, but Kroger just hasn't figured out the pizza roll thing.

    Plus, the 90 count sack of Totinos is often on sale at Kroger anyway.
  • Trueblue23
    I call this one the "FUCK IT" because it very well may give you a heart attack.

    20 pizza rolls

    8 beef and cheese taquitos

    1 can of hormel chili

    Top the Pizza Rolls with the chili, dip taquitos in ranch or chili. Drink 22 beers with meal.
  • wildcats20
    Ya'll really nuke em for 5+ minutes??? God damn, it only takes 2-3 MAX lol
  • ts1227
    wildcats20 wrote: Ya'll really nuke em for 5+ minutes??? God damn, it only takes 2-3 MAX lol
    3:15 gets the job done for me.

    Anything less than 3 minutes and the couple fuckers I throw in the center of the circle of ones around the plate are still cold.
  • Mulva
    Bagel bites > Pizza rolls

    Agree or STFU.
  • sonofsam
    Trueblue23 wrote: I call this one the "FUCK IT" because it very well may give you a heart attack.

    20 pizza rolls

    8 beef and cheese taquitos

    1 can of hormel chili

    Top the Pizza Rolls with the chili, dip taquitos in ranch or chili. Drink 22 beers with meal.
    I could do this. you want me to come over, or are you coming here to cook and bring beer?
  • wildcats20
    Mulva wrote: Bagel bites > Pizza rolls

    Agree or STFU.
    I would agree with this.
  • sonofsam
    wildcats20 wrote:
    Mulva wrote: Bagel bites > Pizza rolls

    Agree or STFU.
    I would agree with this.
    Well at least there are two of you.
  • Chesapeake
    I'm gonna buy some of these son of a bitches now.
  • Fab1b
    Big fan