Adult Sports

• sportchampps

  Why do some people take it so seriously. Today were playing kickball in a double header. The first game is back and forth and we win by 3. The next game we play a different team. I go up to kick and foul it down the first base line so i kinda jog down the line in front of the ball to make sure the catcher can not get to it. So the next pitch the Pitcher just throws the ball at me as hard as he could which i easily just step away from. The umpire warns him. So the next inning the same guy who is pitching is now running to second base and runs past second to hit a poor 110lb girl standing behind second. She is crying and calls him an asshole. He then proceeds to tell her he is gonna punch her in the face and pull a gun on her the next time he sees her. At this point I grab him from behind and put him a a full nelson and slammed him to the ground. The umpire made us call the police and report the guy for threating her but he got in his car and left by then. I really wish i woulda just blasted him when i had him down. Seriously though its Sunday Adult kickball where do these people come from.
• gerb131

  

  Sign me up.
• mattinctown

  Cool Story Bro
• ohiotiger33

  

  So he just ran into a girl, and then threatened to pull a gun on her? Sounds fucked up, lol.
• Mohican00

  

  kickball is serious business, bro
• coyotes22

  

  I thought you said Adult SPORTS.
  
  Kickball is a sport now?
• sportchampps

  lol it is in lawrence kansas. Their Parks and Rec department here is amazing. I have never seen so many nice fields with lighting. They have adult kickball and softball games every night between 7 and midnight weekdays and all day sunday.
• gerb131

  

  Reminds of Raymond in White Men Can't Jump
• sportchampps

  BTW its proven that typing cool story bro on every thread just makes you a dbag with no frat party to attend
• coyotes22

  

  sportchampps wrote: lol it is in lawrence kansas. Their Parks and Rec department here is amazing. I have never seen so many nice fields with lighting. They have adult kickball and softball games every night between 7 and midnight weekdays and all day sunday.

  I was just bustin your balls!!!
  
  Sounds fun.
• Little Danny

  

  I thought a thread about Adult Sports was going to be about playing in the nude or to be sexually related.
  
  That being said, kickball is awesome. Would love to get back to playing the game of my youth.
• 2quik4u

  

  must have been Al Capone
• skank

  

  2quik4u wrote: must have been Al Capone

  The asshole guy, or the crying bitch?
• skank

  

  Kickball? seriously, kickball?
• 2quik4u

  

  skank wrote:

  2quik4u wrote: must have been Al Capone

  The asshole guy, or the crying bitch?

  good question
• se-alum

  

  Lol.....Adult Kickball???
• Al Bundy

  If you want to get together and play kickball with some friends, that is fine. But do you really need an umpire?
• mattinctown

  sportchampps wrote: BTW its proven that typing cool story bro on every thread just makes you a dbag with no frat party to attend

  Eat. Me. Go through all of my posts and see how many times I've posted that. Once? Twice?
• justincredible

  

  Seems like some people on this thread are taking teh internets as serious as that dickweed playing kickball.
  
  Kickball is a pretty big sport in adult rec leagues. We've got a few kickball leagues around Cincinnati.
• sonofsam

  

  sportchampps wrote: Why do some people take it so seriously. Today were playing kickball in a double header. The first game is back and forth and we win by 3. The next game we play a different team. I go up to kick and foul it down the first base line so i kinda jog down the line in front of the ball to make sure the catcher can not get to it. So the next pitch the Pitcher just throws the ball at me as hard as he could which i easily just step away from. The umpire warns him. So the next inning the same guy who is pitching is now running to second base and runs past second to hit a poor 110lb girl standing behind second. She is crying and calls him an asshole. He then proceeds to tell her he is gonna punch her in the face and pull a gun on her the next time he sees her. At this point I grab him from behind and put him a a full nelson and slammed him to the ground. The umpire made us call the police and report the guy for threating her but he got in his car and left by then. I really wish i woulda just blasted him when i had him down. Seriously though its Sunday Adult kickball where do these people come from.

  While you had him in the full nelson, you should have whispered in his ear: "Go get your gun asshole. Go get it and I will beat you to death with it then I will fuck your wife, daughter, and son in the ass while I make them call me daddy."
  
  That would have gotten him to think a little bit about what he said.
• darbypitcher22

  

  Looks like I need to start playing more kickball....
• sonofsam

  

  darbypitcher22 wrote: Looks like I need to start playing more kickball....

  You want to get beat to death with your own gun?!?
• Sonofanump

  Yep, adult rec league brings out the finest in society. Some can not give up the game and think it's life and death.
• sonofsam

  

  Sonofanump wrote: Yep, adult rec league brings out the finest in society. Some can not give up the game and think it's life and death.

  Damn Straight.
• jmog

  1. I never knew there were adult kickball leagues. Interesting.
  2. The guy was a douche and I would have held him on the ground until the police got there. Why would you let him go?