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Lindsay Lohan is Deepthroat

  • 2quik4u
    Former celebrity Lindsay Lohan will play a porn-star in some new porn-star biopic! According to Salon, the Bobby (?) star will play Linda Lovelace, the esophageally pliant lead in the 1972 adult film Deep Throat, which later became the pseudonym-sake of Watergate tipster Mark Felt. Bill Pullman will play Hugh Hefner. Congratulations to you too, Bill Pullman!
    http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2010/05/lindsay-lohan-is-deep-throat.html
  • 2quik4u
    former celebrity lol
  • Red_Skin_Pride
    Haha im sure she's had enough practice to pull this part off flawlessy. She could be also play the lesbian lead...lets call her clitflick...if they need one !
  • bo shemmy3337
    Awesome.
  • coyotes22


    BOX OFFICE SMASH this will be!!!
  • tuskytuffguy
    Lindsey Lohan is irrelevant.
  • ou1980
    Let the Late Night comedy jokes begin!
  • Quint
    Wow. . . she already has the beat up porn look. . . she'll be perfect in this role.
  • coyotes22
    She choked at everything else she tried to do. Why not a cock, too.
  • Little Danny
    Lindsay is a train wreck. The girl is 23 years old and is already looked ragged due to all the drinking, drugs and late nights. She was smoking hot when she was (a-hem) 18 years old. Just a merely five years later she looks as if she has doubled in age. I honestly don't know if the girl will make it to 30.

    She will make a great Linda Lovelace. No acting will be required.
  • j_crazy
    If its rated XXX I'll buy it. If it's NC-17 or R I'll watch it. Otherwise, I couldn't possibly care less.
  • Trueblue23
    She'll obviously be naked in this movie, which would have thrilled me about 5 years ago.
  • THE4RINGZ
    I'll rent it just to see her tits.
  • Trueblue23
    Boobs that used to be huge and are now crack head small probably aren't pretty dude
  • ts1227
    Trueblue23 wrote: She'll obviously be naked in this movie, which would have thrilled me about 5 years ago.
    Exactly. When she first came onto the scene, sweet jesus it would have been nice to see that naked. It would be scary now.
  • THE4RINGZ
    Trueblue23 wrote: Boobs that used to be huge and are now crack head small probably aren't pretty dude
    Listen I had to sit through Herbie the Love Bug with my daughter in the theatre and the only thing that saved me from going on a shooting spree was staring the entire movies at her tits. So I want to see them regardless.
  • Stiffman
    She'll blow up in weight later in life and star in a remake of Fat Albert.
  • ou1980
    You guys know about her spread in vanity fair right? No? Just me?
  • berry
    Probably gonna suck.
  • 2quik4u
    Trueblue23 wrote: Boobs that used to be huge and are now crack head small probably aren't pretty dude
    lol
  • sonofsam
    They shoulda went after Jessica Simpson... Thats one girl I want to see all of, fat or not.
  • Trueblue23
    sonofsam wrote: They shoulda went after Jessica Simpson... Thats one girl I want to see all of, fat or not.
    Fuckin aye brother, fuckin aye.
  • mattinctown
    She was pretty hot in Mean Girls, but not even a good slumpbuster now :(
  • BR1986FB
    "A Milk-a- What?"
  • derek bomar
    BR1986FB wrote: "A Milk-a- What?"