Things you should have been arrested for...

• MrPoke

  

  but weren't.
  
  Sneaking on the roof of parks tower at UT on July 4th.
  Me and 2 other guys each grabbed a 12 pack, walked up the 16 flights of stairs and went out on the roof. Spent about 35 minutes up there watching fireworks until the UTPD saw us. Only reason they saw us was because they were on top of the glass bowl press box. They came up, obviously not happy, took our beer, gave us a lecture and sent us packing.
  Even though we were almost arrested, it was still worth it. You could literally see fireworks going off all around you for probably 10 miles.
• CharlieHog

  sounds romantic. head back to your dorm room after?
• wes_mantooth

  

  Public urination.......many times.
• MrPoke

  

  CharlieHog wrote: sounds romantic. head back to your dorm room after?

  The one guy went back to his room and cried because his life was over, me and the other guy went to the bar.
• Nate

  MrPoke wrote: but weren't.
  
  Sneaking on the roof of parks tower at UT on July 4th.
  Me and 2 other guys each grabbed a 12 pack, walked up the 16 flights of stairs and went out on the roof. Spent about 35 minutes up there watching fireworks until the UTPD saw us. Only reason they saw us was because they were on top of the glass bowl press box. They came up, obviously not happy, took our beer, gave us a lecture and sent us packing.
  Even though we were almost arrested, it was still worth it. You could literally see fireworks going off all around you for probably 10 miles.

  UTPD sucks.
• j_crazy

  

  breaking into my high school to play basketball in the gym.
  
  being drunk and throwing a road flare at a house causing what i assume was several hundred dollars in melted siding and window trim.
  
  getting high during a "walkout" to protest lack of bathroom breaks.
• brutus161

  

  Killing Nicole Brown Simpson.
• se-alum

  

  I was drunk one night walking from bar to bar, and I thought I was at the one-way street we had to cross, so I just looked one-way and took off across the street. My sober buddy was on his phone and not paying attention. I hear a horn and squealing tires, look over and see a city cop. I thought I was done for, but he just told me to just make sure I was careful while crossing the street. Probably would've been arrested if my sober buddy wasn't with me.
• justincredible

  

  Things I should have been arrested for but wasn't: probably too many to list.
  Things I shouldn't have been arrested for but was: getting drunk at my bachelor party. :rolleyes:
• FatHobbit

  

  Blowing up mail boxes
• Swamp Fox

  brutus161 wrote: Killing Nicole Brown Simpson.

  brutus161, I have to tell you that your post has elements of bad taste present, but on the other hand, there is a certain element of "gallows humor" that I find mildly amusing. The only other question I have is do you play golf at expensive country clubs, because if you do, I'm surprised that OJ didn't find you in his exhaustive search for his wife's killer quite a few years ago.
• darbypitcher22

  

  Ihaven't done anything I should have been arrested for
• Nate

  Swamp Fox wrote:

  brutus161 wrote: Killing Nicole Brown Simpson.

  brutus161, I have to tell you that your post has elements of bad taste present, but on the other hand, there is a certain element of "gallows humor" that I find mildly amusing. The only other question I have is do you play golf at expensive country clubs, because if you do, I'm surprised that OJ didn't find you in his exhaustive search for his wife's killer quite a few years ago.

  Maybe he is OJ.
  
  Brutus
  
  Do you steal your own signed stuff?
• BigAppleBuckeye

  

  My idiotic friends and I used to hit golf balls off of our roof on Oak Street in downtown Columbus over I-71 ... yes, absolutely retarded. I still cringe thinking about that.
• justincredible

  

  BigAppleBuckeye wrote: My idiotic friends and I used to hit golf balls off of our roof on Oak Street in downtown Columbus over I-71 ... yes, absolutely retarded. I still cringe thinking about that.

  
• End of Line

  

  Underage drinking at a party on campus.
• noreply66

  some of my thoughts
• Little Danny

  

  brutus161 wrote: Killing Nicole Brown Simpson.

  Actually, you were were arrested. Just not convicted
• Chesapeake

  

  Only once..
  
  I was 18 or 19 and working at a strip club.
  
  Each day, I would clean trash off our lot and surrounding lots but one day I didn't get around to it and our neighbor threw bottles that were left on their grass into our parking lot and busted them then said he would keep doing the same thing if they wasn't cleaned up by the time he got there each day.
  
  Late one night my manager and I decide to start throwing bottles, rocks and etc at their windows and my manager broke a window in the back of their building.
  
  A few hours later I forgot all about it and was sent to Wal-Mart to pick some stuff up for the bar.
  
  Was heading down Rt. 60 and noticed a deputy cruiser behind me then noticed one going in the opposite direction turn around and 3-4 more cruisers come up from behind which meant there were 5-6 cruisers behind me.
  
  Eventually one got up beside of me and started pointing toward the side of the road meaning pull over.
  
  They all start sliding in around my car sideways like I had just robbed a bank or something and asked why I wasn't stopping.
  
  Said they had their lights on all along.
  
  It was the kind of lights that only flashed out the back.
  
  I wasn't cuffed but they took me downtown and I was booked then released.
  
  It ended up thrown out in court because nobody showed up to prosecute the case.
• brutus161

  

  Keebler wrote:

  Swamp Fox wrote:

  brutus161 wrote: Killing Nicole Brown Simpson.

  brutus161, I have to tell you that your post has elements of bad taste present, but on the other hand, there is a certain element of "gallows humor" that I find mildly amusing. The only other question I have is do you play golf at expensive country clubs, because if you do, I'm surprised that OJ didn't find you in his exhaustive search for his wife's killer quite a few years ago.

  Maybe he is OJ.
  

  No, my real name is Marcus Allen
• bigkahuna

  Being Drunk in Public...almost puked on a cop in BG on my 21st
  
  Driving Drunk..was actually pulled over once (a little buzzed) but not enough for suspesion. On top of it...I wasnt even 18 at the time. Told the cop I had fallen asleep at my friends house and was just going home.
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  <<< takes the Fifth.
  
  I don't see how I made it out of high school without getting in trouble or killed - we were SO stupid. I have to say my kids were better behaved than I was (or just really good at covering their tracks!).
• iref iump

  One fine summer evening in 1981, a buddy and were going to the Rock on the Dock in downtown Sandusky. Right after exiting the car after locking the doors I realized the keys were still in the ignition. That in itself wasn't so bad, but we left a little something on the console in plain sight that I really didn't want anyone to see. We bummed a clothes hangar from a nearby store and commenced to work the hanger in the window when up rolls a Sandusky PD cruiser. Now I'm fighting the hanger and buzz-kill as fast as possible but getting nowhere fast. The officer is talking into his mic and running my plate. The car was a 79 Chrysler Cordoba (yes with rich Corinthian leather seats!) with T-Tops, usually easy to pop the lock, but not at that time. The officer gets out of the cruiser and I stop fishing and meet him at the back bumper. He asks if I'm iref and asks for my license, which I fortunatley had. He just wanted to make sure that I was indeed the owner of the car and not breaking into it. Now my buddy is trying to get in w/o success. The officer explains that he doesn't have a lockout kit in his cruiser but his partner is coming from across town to bring it. We politely declined, and my buddy finally got the lock. I figured soon after that it was time to drop that bad habit sitting on the console in the baggie, so maybe it was a blessing in disguise.
• ss7

  Just your normal run-of-the-mill crimes....public urination & public intoxication.
• JTizzle

  Not sure whether I should list some of the dumb stupid human tricks we used to pull. Is there a statute of limitations on crime? lol Never got caught drinking though when I was younger, would wait till the cops started chasing everyone running out the back and jumping out the windows of the party house then would walk right out the front door and leave. Pretty amusing when they would chase everyone m and few friends would wait and just walk away.