Do you talk outloud while taking a crap??

• Mr. 300

  

  What the heck is that??? I'm at OSU Med for a minor proceedure for wifey, and had to use the restroom. Dude's in the crapper stinking up the place, and he says "uh-oh, think I've got a hanger onner.....uuuugghhh....whew there it goes....splat"
  
  STFU while squeezing the sponge please!!!
• SnotBubbles

  Hahaha!
  
  I'd have busted down the stall door and shook that man's hand!
• Nate

  Now that's funny!
• Fab1b

  

  I hate bathroom talkers, if you want to talk go to the chick's bathroom!!
• vball10set

  ^^^ this--it's kinda' creepy really...
• Fab1b

  

  We know woman don't poop so that is why they can talk in the bathroom!!
• 4cards

  

  Mr. 300 wrote: What the heck is that??? I'm at OSU Med for a minor proceedure for wifey, and had to use the restroom. Dude's in the crapper stinking up the place, and he says "uh-oh, think I've got a hanger onner.....uuuugghhh....whew there it goes....splat"
  
  STFU while squeezing the sponge please!!!

  
  ...that's funny. One good thing, at least he was a talker and not a "toe tapper" by your stall...:rolleyes:
• Drums of War

  Used to do a group poop 8 stalls wide in the CPA after lunch @ ponderosa every day of camp in college. Not so much talking as laughing and mocking.
• j_crazy

  

  when I'm on the phone I talk.
  
  FYI 90% of my non work phone calls start while I'm taking a shit. It's the only time I have free enough to make a call.
• Devils Advocate

  

  And yet another shitty thread....
  
  
• Little Danny

  

  When I first saw this thread I was thinking to myself "How juvenile". However, the more I thought about it, the more I thought it deserved a response.
  
  Like some others, I hate people that talk while dropping a deuce in public. The other day I was takinga leak when a coworker in the stall must have recognized my shoes and noted it was me. He started striking up a conversation with me while he was stinking up the joint. Definitely not cool man.
• cbus4life

  Little Danny wrote: When I first saw this thread I was thinking to myself "How juvenile". However, the more I thought about it, the more I thought it deserved a response.
  
  Like some others, I hate people that talk while dropping a deuce in public. The other day I was takinga leak when a coworker in the stall must have recognized my shoes and noted it was me. He started striking up a conversation with me while he was stinking up the joint. Definitely not cool man.

  Completely agree.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  How does that anger you? If I heard that I would have died laughing...I wish this shit happened to me more often lol
• Devils Advocate

  

  
• darbypitcher22

  

  Thats hilarious and disturbing all at the same time
• Red_Skin_Pride

  

  If it's big enough, sometimes I pray a little under my breath that my ass remains in one piece
• darbypitcher22

  

  ^^^^^
  
  This is great.
• coyotes22

  

  
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• tuskytuffguy

  Talk? No. Screaming my head off when someone in my house knocks on the door or talks to me thru the door, YES. This is MY time, assholes! Get the fuck out!
• NNN

  

  I only talk if someone tries to open a stall I'm occupying, then doesn't get the message when the locked door refuses to yield.
  
  If I'm dropping a deuce and a friend is in another stall, I really mess with him. Usually it's as simple as loud grunting and borderline screaming by me, followed by me quickly finishing, tapping on his door, and asking, "Pal, are you okay in there?"
• gerb131

  

  I can't talk I'm reading.
• sonofsam

  

  At least he didn't have an iceburg shit that really stinks or a french tickler that grazes your gooch as it slides down the bowl.
• majorspark

  

  The only sound that should be heard in the shitter are: gas being passed, the splash of water, toilet paper being unrolled, and the flush of the toilet. beyond that you are crossing the line.
• sonofsam

  

  majorspark wrote: The only sound that should be heard in the shitter are: gas being passed, the splash of water, toilet paper being unrolled, and the flush of the toilet. beyond that you are crossing the line.

  You forgot the occasional grunt or sigh of relief...