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I Stepped on a Garden Rake in Sandals...

  • ernest_t_bass
    I Wear Pants wrote: Belly make a very good points. Put som damned shoe on.
    Fixed.
  • sej
    You've already seen the light, but I was going to tell you that even though your shot is still good it is recommended you get another one after a puncture wound like what you had. It's all fun and games until someone gets lockjaw!
  • Heretic
    ernest_t_bass wrote:
    SnotBubbles wrote:"daddy, I don't want you to go to Heaven..." :(
    I don't think he has to worry about you and heaven.
    gorocks99 wrote:
    SnotBubbles wrote: My wife tells me it's an inch..
    You get told that a lot? :D
    I should have been paying more attention to this thread. Those are great replies that I wish I had made.
  • SnotBubbles
    I made the "my wife tells me it's an inch" joke! Maybe I wasn't clear, but I was making a small penis joke about myself.
  • Fab1b
    Take a pic of this wound!!
  • darbypitcher22
    I might have gone and got it checked at the ER, but that's just me. Sounds like you're surviving ok though.
  • GoChiefs
    I Wear Pants wrote: Belly makes a very good point. Put some damned shoes on.
    :huh: How in the hell were you able to interpret what point he was trying to make?? :D

    But yeah, I would have done the same thing, not gone to the ER. Of course, as was already mentioned, I wouldn't have been retarded enough to step on a fucking rake either. :)
  • mcburg93
    how many times does it take a wls grad to learn how to lay a rake down? for some reason i bet this wont be the last time we here about him stepping on a rake. by the way you should go to the er and have it checked and cleaned infections are no fun.
  • Speedofsand
    What a coincidence. I wore sandals to Publix today and bought carrots.
  • tk421
    I could have swore the thread title said you stepped on a garden snake. :P
  • Jughead
    The only thing I thought of when I read the title of this thread was the infamous Sideshow Bob skit from the episode Cape Feare of The Simpsons.

    Nevertheless, I cannot find the video anywhere on Youtube...at least in English.