Shaq-Fu'd Twice in One Day

• SnotBubbles

  So I was playing basketball at the park and we were listening to Shaq's “Biological Didn’t Bother” song. Guess who pulls up?
  
  He drives an SUV with a Superman Sticker on the back window.
  
  Here I was thinking it was funny that the song was on then BAM! Shaq comes in and takes our ball, does a little sky hook, also surprised that his song was playing with perfect timing.
  
  It was a strange day.
• Fab1b

  

  I see what you did there
• SnotBubbles

  True story, bro.
• 2quik4u

  

  crack is bad
• Fab1b

  

  Oh I don't doubt it one bit!!
  
  
• SnotBubbles

  
  
  I'm the old retarded guy. Shaq is the big huge black guy.
• SnotBubbles

  Those are some big ass Jorts.....
• Fab1b

  

  SnotBubbles wrote: Those are some big ass Jorts.....

  Those are wee man's jeans!
  
• coyotes22

  

  Im confused!
  
  Are you being serious, cuz this is a serious business forum!!
• SnotBubbles

  Sorry sir. I was not.
• 2quik4u

  

  banned
• SnotBubbles

  Ban the fucker who made up the most ridiculous story on earth! Not the guy who mocked it!
• 2quik4u

  

  lol
• 2quik4u

  

  catchy title tho
• karen lotz

  

  Great song, great story. Shaq is a great guy.
• coyotes22

  

  SnotBubbles wrote: Sorry sir. I was not.

  Thats ok, we should never take life so seriously, anyway. So Ive heard!!
• Fab1b

  

  You certainly won't get out alive!!
• coyotes22

  

  Fab1b wrote: You certainly won't get out alive!!

  YOUVE HEARD IT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Curly J

  

  SnotBubbles wrote: Sorry sir. I was not.

  Damn, ya had me fooled. So beliveable.
• Fab1b

  

  coyotes22 wrote:

  Fab1b wrote: You certainly won't get out alive!!

  YOUVE HEARD IT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  yeah once or twice over the years
• BORIStheCrusher

  

  
• j_crazy

  

  SMH
  
  JORTS?????
  
  I posted about these on facebook awhile back.
  
  Lebron should donkey punch shaq for wearing JORTS.
• se-alum

  

  I bet he missed the skyhook!!