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Sporks

  • gorocks99
    Discuss.

  • Fab1b
    I always grab extra sporks from Taco Bell!!
  • FatHobbit
    I have a titanium spork!
  • 2quik4u
    how bout u discuss it, bish
  • gorocks99
    You'd think sporks would be a lot more useful than they actually are. Turns out, they're just a spoon with points and don't work so well as a fork.
  • Fab4Runner
    I like to spork.
  • BigAppleBuckeye
    If you spoon with a pig, is that sporking? If so, I know some college buddies who have gone hogging, I may have to coin that as a new term
  • Devils Advocate
    A piece of cutlery with an identity problem
  • wes_mantooth
    I am not smart enough to operate on of those things.
  • Glory Days
    what about making a knork.....a fork with the edges of a knife, that way you can cut and eat your food with one tool....
  • wes_mantooth
    Glory Days wrote: what about making a knork.....a fork with the edges of a knife, that way you can cut and eat your food with one tool....
    I would cut the shit out of myself.....
  • Glory Days
    wes_mantooth wrote:
    Glory Days wrote: what about making a knork.....a fork with the edges of a knife, that way you can cut and eat your food with one tool....
    I would cut the shit out of myself.....
    yeah its not a perfect. haha i wonder how many spork related injuries there are?
  • Chesapeake
    Where do I begin? LOL!

    In the ghetto where I live, about a year ago the cops got a call of a domestic altercation in progress.

    Once they showed up it was too late, somebody had gotten stabbed with a spork and there was blood everywhere.

    Never underestimate the power of a spork.
  • Chesapeake
    Glory Days wrote: what about making a knork.....a fork with the edges of a knife, that way you can cut and eat your food with one tool....
    I started to invent one of these because the edge of a regular fork isn't sharp enough to cut most stuff.

    Then I realized the edges of your mouth would get all cut up.
  • Quint
    It is neither a good spoon nor a good fork. . . they suck.
  • Curly J
    Glory Days wrote: what about making a knork.....a fork with the edges of a knife, that way you can cut and eat your food with one tool....
    It's already out there. I have one in my desk drawer.
  • Fab1b
    NORC (nipples on rib cage):
  • Glory Days
    Fab1b wrote: NORC (nipples on rib cage):
    i dont get it. what i do see is that she just decapitated someone and has a vedgie(a vaginal wedgie).
  • Fab1b
    Nipples on rib cage, as in skinny ass chicks with nothing!