Cinco de Mayo

• Fab4Runner

  

  darbypitcher22 wrote: nothing.
  
  maybe having a LeBatt Blue or two, but probably nothing.

  What!? Since when do you drink beer?
• darbypitcher22

  

  since I found something that actually doesn't taste half bad.
• atomica600

  

  Taco Bell w/ Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Good stuff. Although I think the whole Cinco de Mayo celebration in the USA is bull
• assumption

  atomica600 wrote: Taco Bell w/ Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Good stuff. Although I think the whole Cinco de Mayo celebration in the USA is bull

  oh,. no doubt! but hey so is a lot of american holidays.
• mtrulz

  I'm white, therefore I can't celebrate.
• atomica600

  

  assumption wrote:

  atomica600 wrote: Taco Bell w/ Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Good stuff. Although I think the whole Cinco de Mayo celebration in the USA is bull

  oh,. no doubt! but hey so is a lot of american holidays.

  A product of our cultural diversity. Hard to argue that point.
• gerb131

  

  darbypitcher22 wrote: nothing.
  
  maybe having a LeBatt Blue or two, but probably nothing.

  Darby, You like LeButt?
• NNN

  

  BigAppleBuckeye wrote: Or, you could loosen up and just have a little fun ... why are all your posts you cynical? Life is short man, take a deep breath and try and enjoy it a little. Not saying you have to get trashed, but why bash people who choose to do so?

  I had plenty of fun today; I'm actually fermenting my own drinks in the kitchen downstairs.
  
  I'm just waiting for when this country takes an actual solemn holiday and bastardizes it into a drinking binge. "Hey, it's April 24, and everyone's Armenian on April 24! My name for today is Joe Smithian, and this is my friend Brock Robertsian! Ha ha ha! And to think this wouldn't be possible if not for an attempted genocide!"
• dlazz

  atomica600 wrote:

  assumption wrote:

  atomica600 wrote: Taco Bell w/ Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Good stuff. Although I think the whole Cinco de Mayo celebration in the USA is bull

  oh,. no doubt! but hey so is a lot of american holidays.

  A product of our cultural diversity. Hard to argue that point.

  A French-Mexican war shouldn't signify ANYTHING in the United States. If you want to drink, then drink. Don't just pick a random ass holiday to do it on.
• Heretic

  

  NNN wrote:

  BigAppleBuckeye wrote: Or, you could loosen up and just have a little fun ... why are all your posts you cynical? Life is short man, take a deep breath and try and enjoy it a little. Not saying you have to get trashed, but why bash people who choose to do so?

  I had plenty of fun today; I'm actually fermenting my own drinks in the kitchen downstairs.
  
  I'm just waiting for when this country takes an actual solemn holiday and bastardizes it into a drinking binge. "Hey, it's April 24, and everyone's Armenian on April 24! My name for today is Joe Smithian, and this is my friend Brock Robertsian! Ha ha ha! And to think this wouldn't be possible if not for an attempted genocide!"

  I bastardize most days into a drinking binge.
• vball10set

  mtrulz wrote: I'm a hermaphrodite, therefore I can't celebrate.

  fixed
• Big_Mirg_ZHS

  

  I celebrated with Cinco Blunts, Me gusta el fumar la herba
• darbypitcher22

  

  gerb,
  
  I didn't know that's what people called it, but its halfway palatable for me
• SQ_Crazies

  

  Big_Mirg_ZHS wrote: I celebrated with Cinco Blunts, Me gusta el fumar la herba

  Interesting, we had the same idea.
• WebFire

  NNN wrote: I'll be remembering the fact that I'm not Mexican and laughing at everyone else in my position who regards the day as license to get wasted for no reason at all.
  
  They say that everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day, which is borne out by the fact that millions of people skip work (if they have a job) to sit in a bar for 12+ hours and drink until they puke. Is everyone Mexican on Cinco de Mayo? Will there be millions of people hanging around the front of Home Depot or selling food out of the back of a truck?

  Bingo!
  
  Someone asked me if I had Mexican food for lunch. I asked her if she thought Mexicans made it a point to eat American food on July 4th.
  
  It makes no sense to me.
• gerb131

  

  Darby, Now I know what to get you at the EagleSticks outing!
• darbypitcher22

  

  I only had 1.
  
  Not to the point of drinking 3 or 4 or getting puking black out drunk
• mtrulz

  vball10set wrote:

  mtrulz wrote: I'm a hermaphrodite, therefore I can't celebrate.

  fixed

  Uhh really man?
• Heretic

  

  darbypitcher22 wrote: I only had 1.
  
  Not to the point of drinking 3 or 4 or getting puking black out drunk

  The fact you just put "drinking 3 or 4" in the same sentence as "getting puking black out drunk" really makes me laugh.
  
  "OH GOD!!! If I tried to drink...a full six-pack, I'd probably wind up in Mexico being woke up by the sudden loss of my man-ginity to a rabid goat!!!!"
  
  I thank you, young teetotaler, for providing me drunken, stoned amusement on this Seis de Mayo!
• Heretic

  

  mtrulz wrote:

  vball10set wrote:

  mtrulz wrote: I'm a hermaphrodite, therefore I can't celebrate.

  fixed

  Uhh really man?

  Yeah, man, that's cruel and untrue. A person has to actually have sexual organs to be a hermie. You just hit Mt where it would hurt if there was something to hurt there. You should apologize for that insensitivity.
• dwccrew

  

  CinciX12 wrote:

  dwccrew wrote: I'm flying to Arizona to enforce the new immigration law by rounding up and beating illegals.

  I made that my Facebook status first thing this morning and its unanimous that everyone now considers me an asshole. I thought it was funny. Oh well.

  Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
  

  darbypitcher22 wrote: nothing.
  
  maybe having a LeBatt Blue or two, but probably nothing.

  You lose for spelling Labatt with an "E".