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Is Chuck Norris Worried?

  • CenterBHSFan
    You can't understand what the announcer is saying, but you don't really need to.

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  • Glory Days
    haha its like an every movie where like 10 people take on one guy, they always go one by one. why not all 10 of you go fight him at once!
  • coyotes22
    I didnt hear no bell!
  • Scarlet_Buckeye
    Trick question - that was Chuck Norris.
  • mtrulz
    ^^No, Norris woulda killed everyone with one kick to one person.
  • dwccrew
    You should be worried now that you have insulted Chuck Norris.
  • CenterBHSFan
    dwccrew wrote: You should be worried now that you have insulted Chuck Norris.
    I laugh in the face of Chuck Norris. Better recognize!
  • Swamp Fox
    Chuck is around 70 now, but I certainly will not be crossing him. Where does a 1,000 pound gorilla sleep? The same place Chuck Norris does.
  • Heretic
    Swamp Fox wrote: Chick is around 70 now, but I certainly will not be crossing him. Where does a 1,000 pound gorilla sleep? The same place Chuck Norris does.
    You just called Chuck "Chick" in this post. Sorry, man, you just invoked doomsday upon yourself...
  • Devils Advocate
    ^^^^ You sir, are a "duck"
  • Swamp Fox
    Please Chuck. Can you ever forgive me? I know who you are and more importantly, I know what you will do to me. It was an honest mistake. Just a little typo...please don't hurt me...

    See, I've already corrected it.
  • Heelz
    Bruce Lee ownes Chuck Norris even if he is dead.
  • Devils Advocate
    Swamp Fox wrote: Please Chuck. Can you ever forgive me? I know who you are and more importantly, I know what you will do to me. It was an honest mistake. Just a little typo...please don't hurt me...

    See, I've already corrected it.
  • CenterBHSFan
    ^^^ Hmm... I notice he's drinking Pepsi
  • mtrulz
    dwccrew wrote: You should be worried now that you have insulted Chuck Norris.
    He'd roundhouse kick you instead for underestimating him.
  • hoops23
    I saw this video a long time ago.. That dude was definitely a professional boxer or something.
  • sonofsam
    My dad actually used to be very good friends with the Chuck man. Chuck actually presented him his black belt and Chuck has been to my parents house. It will take me a while to find the pics, but I have one of him putting my dad's black belt around his waist and I also have one of Chuck Norris sitting on my parents couch when I was a baby feeding me a bottle.