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Gimme a litre o' cola

  • Chesapeake
    Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
    Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
    Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
    Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
    Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
  • justincredible
    You want me to punchisize your face? For free?
  • Laley23
    Ha! Lucky guess. I just lost a buck.....to myself!

    I gotcha good you fucker.

    Its powdered sugar. Its delicious.

    Farva: Does is this look like spit?
    Thorn: Yeah.
    Farva: Eh, Fuck it.

    Meow

    Shenanigans!
  • Rotinaj
    Stinks like sex in here.
  • Nate
    Car Ramrod
  • Rotinaj
    So what your saying is i better be careful, or your gonna light my ass on fire?
  • stroups
    John sunshine on my god damn shoulders Denver
  • Chesapeake
    Captain O'Hagan: I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.
  • Rotinaj
    Ursula!!!!!! Im NAKED!!!!!!!
  • Fab1b
    Are they making supertroopers 2 does anyone know?
  • Chesapeake
    Rabbit: See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name.
    Farva: See? Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?
    Captain O'Hagan: Shut up, Farva.
    [to Rabbit]
    Captain O'Hagan: Did that bag you pulled off these College kids have that sticker?
    Rabbit: Uummm...
    [secretly looks at a bag he hid in his pocket]
    Rabbit: I don't believe it did.
  • Chesapeake
    Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
    Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
    Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
    Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    [as they hand the Captain their pistols]
  • skyler12
    Fab1b wrote: Are they making supertroopers 2 does anyone know?
    Yes i have heard this too. it was suppose to come out summer of 2010 but it was moved to fall of 2011. hope it comes out!!!
  • capninsano
    It looks like Super Troopers 2 is on its way. They have enough financial backing so I can't imagine they don't go through with it.
  • justincredible
    Oh, look. A bar of soap.
    Oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you fucker!
  • wes_mantooth
    capninsano wrote: It looks like Super Troopers 2 is on its way. They have enough financial backing so I can't imagine they don't go through with it.
    Yeah, it is listed on imdb.com.

    Broken Lizard also has a movie called the Slammin Salmon out there too....but they are having trouble getting a distributer for it.
  • Rotinaj
    Who wants a mustache ride?!?!?!?!?
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    Hell I can say meow. I can say moo....for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chickenfucker.
  • j_crazy
    YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?
  • GOONx19
    These snozberries taste like snozberries!
  • genghis dong
    Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

    How you feelin Mac? Good enough to fuck your mother.