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Women cant live with them cant live without them

  • cam93
    women are annoying, yes all men know
    but we need em for pleasure and food thats bout it id say
  • dwccrew
    women, can't live with them, can't kill them
  • BigAppleBuckeye
    dwccrew wrote: women, can't live with them, can't kill them
    "Says Who?"

  • dwccrew
    BigAppleBuckeye wrote:
    dwccrew wrote: women, can't live with them, can't kill them
    "Says Who?"

    Touche
  • Apple
    I could really go for a sammich about now...
  • SportsAndLady
    Chef up in the kitchen like what the fuck is a sammich
  • McFly1955
    Women, can't live without 'em, and they can't pee standing up...

  • dwccrew
    McFly1955 wrote: Women, can't live without 'em, and they can't pee standing up...

    If they can, run!
  • Tim Tebow
    I said bitch, make me a sammich.
  • power i
    Lol at you guys. You know you love us. ;)

    I had a little accident this summer and had the queen mother of black eyes. Whenever someone asked what happened, my husband would jump in with either "I told her to make me a sammich" or "I said shut up and she thought I said stand up". He had more fun pretending to be a wife beater than he probably should have.
  • dwccrew
    power i wrote: Lol at you guys. You know you love us. ;)

    I had a little accident this summer and had the queen mother of black eyes. Whenever someone asked what happened, my husband would jump in with either "I told her to make me a sammich" or "I said shut up and she thought I said stand up". He had more fun pretending to be a wife beater than he probably should have.
    it was his fantsy because in reality he is probably the one who is beaten down. :D
  • power i
    Dang, dwccrew! How'd you know?
  • darbypitcher22
    As much as you wanna say you could survive without em, you can't for certain things.
  • capninsano
    If a tree falls in the woods and a woman is around to hear it...does it make a noise? Of course it does if....WAIT...why in the hell is the woman out of the kitchen in the first place?
  • Fab1b
    Knit me a sweater bitch!!
  • mexappeal12
    I'll make your damn sammich the moment you stop playing xbox GET A JOB and TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!! oh and buy me the gucci purse I want for Christmas!!! lol
  • Gobuckeyes1
    Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts.

  • vball10set
    how do I get to scissorville?? damn!!!
  • ytownfootball
    Put yer own damn terlit seat down...
  • Fab1b
    ytownfootball wrote: Put yer own damn terlit seat down...
    If you ladies would look before sitting your bare ass down then it wouldn't be a problem. Why don't you all put the seat back up when you are done?
  • chevy67
    In the words of the famous Chris Rock, Women always want to know what have you done for me lately! Men only want three things.
    FEED ME
    FUCK ME
    and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
  • capninsano
    mexappeal12 wrote: I'll make your damn sammich the moment you stop playing xbox GET A JOB and TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!! oh and buy me the gucci purse I want for Christmas!!! lol
    Go learn to drive!
  • mexappeal12
    capninsano wrote:
    mexappeal12 wrote: I'll make your damn sammich the moment you stop playing xbox GET A JOB and TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!! oh and buy me the gucci purse I want for Christmas!!! lol
    Go learn to drive!
    I will the moment you are man enough to ask for directions!!!!
  • capninsano
    mexappeal12 wrote:
    capninsano wrote:
    mexappeal12 wrote: I'll make your damn sammich the moment you stop playing xbox GET A JOB and TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!! oh and buy me the gucci purse I want for Christmas!!! lol
    Go learn to drive!
    I will the moment you are man enough to ask for directions!!!!
    DON'T MAKE ME PULL THIS CAR OVER!
  • capninsano
    Mex you win....your come back was pretty good lol